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April Fools Jokes April 1, 2013 6

Betty Brant Podcast episode 1

By popular demand, here is the first episode of the “Betty Brant Podcast”. In this episode we discuss… * The top 10 horrible Betty moments. * Is Betty based on Flo from the Marvel […]

Bertone Hates Betty April 5, 2012 15

Bertone Hates Betty #6

by Bertone

I hope everyone enjoyed my April Fool’s joke! With that out of the way, I wanted to address some things that Betty did in “Venom” issue 15. The issue came out today so be warned […]

April Fools Jokes April 1, 2012 11

Bertone Loves Betty

by Bertone

If there is one thing my fellow Spidey fans know about me, it’s that I love the character of Betty Brant and can’t get enough of her. See that picture? Even Peter can’t stop gushing […]

Bertone Hates Betty January 31, 2012 18

Bertone Hates Betty #5

by Bertone

Yikes! With that look in her eyes we know that Ms. Brant can’t be up to any good! I’ve gone on record a few times saying that Betty’s worst moment is either “Amazing Spider-Man” issue […]

Bertone Hates Betty January 18, 2012 10

Flash and Betty: Special Bulletin

by Bertone

The above scene is from “Venom” issue 12 which came out this week. This current arc has been really good and I suggest everyone check it out. Why is this scene of interest to us? […]

Bertone Hates Betty November 22, 2011 22

Happy 26th Birthday Josh Lapin-Bertone

by Brad Douglas

Happy birthday to our good friend Josh Bertone. He’s a regular on the podcast and also contributes to the site with Spider-Memories and the ever popular Bertone Hates Betty articles. So please join me in […]

Bertone Hates Betty October 29, 2011 21

Bertone hates Betty #4

by Bertone

Welcome back everyone! First I’d like to clear up some confusion. When “Flash and Betty” concluded and I annouced it was over, many people misunderstood and assumed the whole “Bertone hates Betty” feature was ending. […]

Bertone Hates Betty September 20, 2011 12

Flash and Betty part 9: Sha Shan’s Brand New Big Time

by Bertone

What a summer this has been! We are now at the conclusion of our Betty/Flash retrospective. I can’t believe this took nine parts! It’s hard to believe we’ve reached the end! There will […]

Bertone Hates Betty August 28, 2011 11

Flash and Betty part 8: Friendly Neighborhood Tantric Energy

by Bertone

Welcome back to our tour of one of the most dysfunctional relationships in the Spider-Man universe! This edition is going to be a bit different. For the first time in the “Flash and Betty” retrospective, […]

Bertone Hates Betty August 24, 2011 16

Video Proof of Why Betty Brant Is A Horrible Person

by Brad Douglas

Many thanks to our friend Greg XB for putting this video together. He was inspired by Bertone’s Betty articles which you can find on this link. The last scene is priceless.

Brad Douglas on Spider-Tracer: Neal Adams: “Woah, I had no idea! Great article as usual. I don’t know why, but I assumed that art on the…” May 13, 21:14
Hornacek on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #3 (Legacy #967): “Drug Are Bad, Mkay?” or “Up The Water Spout”: “@Zachary Joiner: Right, but wasn’t that a mind-controlled Kinglsey and Ned as Hobgoblins? Controlled by Queen Goblin? I was thinking…” May 10, 06:38
Hornacek on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #3 (Legacy #967): “Drug Are Bad, Mkay?” or “Up The Water Spout”: “@Evan Berry: Thanks, this depiction of young Peter seems to fly in the face of everything we’ve ever seen of…” May 10, 06:37
Zachary Joiner on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #3 (Legacy #967): “Drug Are Bad, Mkay?” or “Up The Water Spout”: “Hobgoblin and Spidey faught back towards the beginning of the wells run” May 9, 10:53
Evan Berry on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #3 (Legacy #967): “Drug Are Bad, Mkay?” or “Up The Water Spout”: “Wouldn’t you know it? My comment posted twice, with the exception of my final sentence. Sorry about that!” May 9, 09:49
Evan Berry on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #3 (Legacy #967): “Drug Are Bad, Mkay?” or “Up The Water Spout”: “@Hornacek – You are definitely not alone in your experience of the flashback’s interpretation of young Peter. Not only the…” May 9, 09:48
Evan Berry on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #3 (Legacy #967): “Drug Are Bad, Mkay?” or “Up The Water Spout”: “@Hornacek – You are definitely not alone in your experience of the flashback’s interpretation of young Peter. Not only the…” May 9, 09:44
Hornacek on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #3 (Legacy #967): “Drug Are Bad, Mkay?” or “Up The Water Spout”: “@Aqu: I have not read any Astonishing SM so I have no opinion here.” May 9, 06:23
Aqu@ on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #3 (Legacy #967): “Drug Are Bad, Mkay?” or “Up The Water Spout”: “Don’t know a thing about this new run and still has to finish the previous cycle, but as a lucky…” May 9, 05:52
Hornacek on Panel of the Day #1663 (Splash Page Sunday!): “@ac: Pretty sure this was during the first 10 (?) issues of the Mackie/Byrne reboot.” Apr 30, 09:55

Betty Brant Podcast episode 1

Bertone Hates Betty #6

Bertone Loves Betty

Bertone Hates Betty #5

Flash and Betty: Special Bulletin

Happy 26th Birthday Josh Lapin-Bertone

Bertone hates Betty #4

Flash and Betty part 9: Sha Shan’s Brand New Big Time

Flash and Betty part 8: Friendly Neighborhood Tantric Energy

Video Proof of Why Betty Brant Is A Horrible Person

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