Spider-Man AM Radio
Who knew Spidey was a fan of talk radio?!??! Perhaps he even likes Rush Limbaugh!

Spider-Man Table Tennis Set
Great for Spider-writers that go back and forth with the same old plots.

Spider-Man Code Breakers
Yes, you too can be just like Spidey and break into the national defense. Operators are standing by.

Spider-Man Beach Ball
Not to be confused with the inflatable Kingpin beached whale toy.

Spider-Man Cash
Just what we need, cartoon characters on our currency. I've bought enough Spider-Crap that they should just go ahead and change it. 

Spider-Man Candy Sticks
Know why Spider-Man wears a mask? Bad teeth from that 3 pack a day habit of candy.