The New Avengers, vol. 2 #15 – Review

Welcome, to the Late Night Crawlspace Show with your host, Brian Bradley. This latest review features special guest, Squirrel Girl. The super babysitter of Danielle Cage has been gracious enough to join me to discuss her staring role in the latest New Avengers comic. She has been a background player ever since taking on the job as official Avengers Nanny, but now, when Nazi terrorists stand between her and the baby, she takes a lead role in this Fear Itself tie-in.  

The New Avengers, vol. 2 #15
Writer: Brian Michael Bendis
Artist: Mike Deodato
Color Art: Rain Beredo
Letters & Production: VC’s Joe Caramagna
Cover Art: Mike Deodato & Rain Beredo
The New Avengers: Luke Cage, Ms. Marvel, Thing, Iron Fist, Spider-Man, Wolverine, Dr. Strange, Mockingbird, Jessica Jones, Victoria Hand, Squirrel Girl.

Plot: Doreen Green, the current New Avengers’ super-nanny and former member of the Great Lakes Avengers, known as Squirrel Girl, is the next participant in the Avengers’ recounting of the events that transpired during Fear Itself. Doreen first recalls her history at Avengers Mansion caring for Danielle Cage, the infant daughter of Luke Cage and Jessica Jones.

After she witnessed a sparring match between team members Wolverine and Iron Fist, Squirrel Girl is called in to train against the clawed Canadian.

Squirrel Girl impresses the gathered Avengers when she quickly overwhelms the more experienced Wolverine. Doreen uses her ability to communicate with squirrels to secure the upper hand over Wolverine. Luke Cage and Jessica Jones are not pleased by Squirrel Girl’s connection to the rodents.

On her way back from her classes at NYU, Doreen rescues a girl from muggers in an alleyway. The Serpent’s Nazi flying tanks, piloted by humans, attack New York City and Squirrel Girl realizes she needs to protect Danielle. She takes off over rooftops and fearlessly takes down a slew of the war machines.

At Avengers Mansion, the New Avengers are waiting on Jessica Jones before they leave to defend the city. Jessica is unwilling to leave her baby alone. Squirrel Girl arrives at the door, bloody and battered. The babysitter tells Jessica to leave with the rest of the New Avengers to battle the Nazis. After the New Avengers leave, the mansion goes into lockdown mode as half-a-dozen war machines attack the headquarters.

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An Interview with Squirrel Girl

Brian Bradley (Crawlspace Reviewer): Welcome, Doreen. Thanks for agreeing to help me review the latest issue of New Avengers.

Doreen Green (Squirrel Girl, Babysitting Avenger): Thanks for having me, Brian. Do I get to hold up one of those “I<3 Spider-Man Crawlspace.com” signs?

BB: Sadly not right now, but I’ll work on that for you. In the meantime, I’m afraid you’ll just have to settle with talking to me, which brings me to my first topic. This is now your second opportunity to sit down and talk about the events of Fear Itself, as well as about who you are and your status as an Avenger. You haven’t received a lot of publicity since you came on to the scene in 1992. You’re sort of a dark horse character, and might even be considered the most powerful character in the Marvel Universe in some circles. I admit, I am not too familiar with your history, but you have made quite the impression on fans in your few, brief moments. Do you feel like your association with the New Avengers and your string of recent interviews will be your next step into the Marvel spotlight?

SG: I don’t really see it as a push into stardom as much as an opportunity to rub elbows with the big time heroes. I love sharing stories and talking, but before I signed on as Mr. and Mrs. Cage’s nanny, the majority of my time was spent communicating with squirrels. People in school aren’t always rushing to talk to the girl with the tail. The problem is, my victories over guys like Dr. Doom and Baron Mordo don’t seem to interest squirrels very much. Danielle really gets a kick out of my stories, and like I said in this issue, I feel as though watching over her is what I was meant to do.

BB: I’m glad you brought that up, because I happen to agree with you. I think you make a fantastic nanny, but no offense, I don’t really need to see you mixing it up on a monthly basis with the other heroes.

SG: None taken. I don’t consider myself a violent person.

BB: But you do have the potential to help this team out should the need arise. You have defeated quite a laundry-list of foes; Mandarin, M.O.D.O.K. and Thanos to name a few. After this issue, do you think we should add another name to that list? Even though it was just a training exercise, you seemed to have handled yourself pretty well against your fellow mutant, Wolverine. Being a member of Team Cyclops, I always enjoy seeing Wolverine getting a little egg on his face.

SG: Oh, Logan… that’s a story for another time. If you haven’t figured it out yet, we have a history. I don’t think I’m ready to fully talk about it yet, but it’s there. It’s not the first time we’ve tangoed though and that’s not always how it turns out.

BB: Well I expect to hear more about this relationship between the two of you. I really liked seeing the Avengers practicing out in the backyard of the Avengers Mansion. Wolverine was practicing against Iron Fist in this issue, and I’m not sure if you’ve heard this or not, Doreen, but Iron Fist will be joining some of your other associates in the upcoming Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 fighting game. Do you feel snubbed by the continued exclusion in the hit franchise?

SG: I haven’t really thought about it that way, but, yeah, I guess that would be fun. I have my hands full with the babysitting gig and going back to school, but if asked, I could set aside some time to let Capcom capture my moves.

BB: Stranger still, Capcom seems to have a penchant for using somewhat obscure furry-like characters, such as Rocket Raccoon and Felicia. I would think it’d be a no-brainer to include you in the game, but maybe next time.

Speaking of furries, I have to ask about your costume. Is part of your costume composed of squirrel fur? Does that seem weird to you at all? I mean where does that squirrel fur come from?

SG: Well that’s a little private, but I can tell you that no squirrels were harmed in the creation of my costume.

BB: The credit must go to Deodato and the rest of the art team again for capturing the great details in your outfit, as well as your facial features and tail. I’m not a big furry fan myself, but I must say that the creative team gave you a really attractive look in this series. It’s no wonder you joked that your name should be “Double Take.”

In addition to you, Deodato does a fantastic job once again with the New Avengers in their costumes and group shots. I like the FF uniform on Spidey, but don’t want to see it become his default costume. The action scenes were also very nicely detailed again. You look like you had a lot of close calls with some explosions singeing your tail at one point.

SG: Yeah, those were some intense battle sets, and you don’t want to mess with my tail. You wouldn’t like me, when you mess with my tail. I paraphrased that from the Hulk.

BB: Cute. So in your squirrel-like rage, you took down some of the Serpent’s war machines. You even called in your little rodent friends to help you finish off the job. You were given a good power display in your efforts to get back to the Mansion and baby Danielle. This encompassed the majority of the action, making it somewhat of an uneventful issue in that regards, especially since we saw Mockingbird do pretty much the same thing in the last issue. I think you’re a better character and have a more interesting story than the new and improved Mockingbird, but that doesn’t stop this issue from feeling pretty repetitive.

SG: Well there’s a limit to things we can show you in the pages of New Avengers for Fear Itself. Since Mockingbird and I aren’t key players in the main event, this is where we get the chance to take center stage. As far as the threat goes, you can’t pick who you battle, and there just happened to be a swarm of those tanks in New York so it makes sense that Bobbi and I would face off against a handful of them.

BB: Before you made it back to the Mansion, Bendis gave us a look at the New Avengers as they are preparing to assemble. Jessica Jones demonstrates some good motherly instincts when telling the other heroes to go on without her. Luke Cage tells his wife to leave their daughter with “Bitchy Wong.” I didn’t think that was necessary. Mr. and Mrs. Cage can have dirty mouths, even around their daughter it seems, no censor words were used in this issue, but Jessica has been known to use a long string of them. How do you feel about the Cages, Doreen? How do you feel about Jessica Jones (or Luke Cage, for that matter) putting their duties as an Avenger ahead of their responsibilities as a parent?

SG: Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Cage are very loving parents. They both go to great lengths to protect little Danielle. I heard Mr. Cage even put his trust in Norman Osborn to help find his daughter after that Skrull Invasion. The city needs heroes, Brian. Saving the city is Jessica and Luke’s way of protecting their daughter. And who better to watch her when they’re away, than Marvel’s mightiest mutant, Squirrel Girl.

BB: Well it looks like that moniker will be put to the test in the next issue. You’re wounded and a new swarm of Nazi war tanks are descending on Avengers Mansion. It sounds like we’re in for some good action. I’m interested to see how you get Danielle to safety. Thanks for coming in Doreen; hopefully we can have you back for the end of your story.

SG: I’ll come back anytime. Thanks for having me!

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Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Moment: (SG: Ooooh, I love Spidey, he’s so funny.) Spider-Man is practicing karate poses when the New Avengers watch Iron Fist and Wolverine spar in the backyard.

Spider-Man: Why doesn’t he yell out the moves? Praying Lotus! Five Fingers of Death! Fist of the Tainted Punch!

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Rating: Good, art. Meh, characterization and writing. Poor, action and story. 3/5 Avengers Assembled

“Remember that one time during the fight when it looked like you might actually win? No? Me neither.” – Marvel vs. Capcom 3
“Did I mention I beat up Firelord once? No, seriously. Firelord.” – Ultimate Alliance 2
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18 Comments

  1. @17… The idea behind the tantrum was on point, and I can’t fault Spidey for wanting out. I think I mentioned this in my review of that issue, but I think the way he handled it was foolish. I don’t think he needed to stand up in front of everyone and make the announcement. I mean if Hand was still working for Norman, I’m sure thats just some information that she could take back to him. The fact that Spider-Man is butting heads with his teammates on certain things would make Norman really happy I assume. I don’t particularly trust her myself, but I trust Cap and his decisions.

    I think Luke and Wolverine pulling him aside was nice, but Spidey should have been the one pulling Cage or Cap aside in the beginning to descreetly resign from the team if he had issues over it… He made things worse by turning it into a hostile working situation 🙂

  2. @#16

    You say the tantrum was foolish… I say what the hell took him so long. How can THAT be foolish when he has a point. She WAS working with his worst enemy, regardless of what she says. And then throws the murder accusations back in his face. Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t he cleared of those accusations? And for the record, I don’t trust the b**** either. Not like she’s going above and beyond to give us reasons to.

    But what made me go WTF was Wolverine and Cage pulling him aside to talk him out of it. They can’t even be bothered to invite him to birthday parties for crying out loud.”hint, hint” I think Wolverine doesn’t want him to leave because then he’d have to drive sales of it all by himself… instead of Bendis just relying on the strength of his writing.

  3. @15… I personally don’t think she’s that fun of a character, I could live without her. I just meant that she’s a random, fun as in goofy, type of character that writers can play with if they ever wanted to do something off the wall. I don’t think Spider-Man has been made out to be that foolish or stupid in this title all that much, besides his public tantrum over Victoria Hand in the last issue. I seriously doubt people really take Squirrel Girl seriously, and if there are Wolverine fans out there who got bent out of shape over it, they should relax a little and realize that that’s not a big deal, she’ll go back to obscurity and Wolverine will remain the bad ass of the Marvel Universe.

    There’s so much cheese with most characters in that game… and you can’t really challenge me, or else my fake, tough guy angle will be shattered when you see how bad I actually am at the game. 🙂 But if you do want to throw down I’m always open to new challenges.

  4. @#14

    Why does he need her when he’s got Spider-Man to make a fool of whenever he writes him? And you think she’s fun? What’s so different taking one character and using her to make someone else look stupid?

    BTW, I’m halfway tempted to come after you with Logan in MvC3 and show you how wrong you are. The cheese is still strong with that one, I’m afraid.

  5. @11 Nathaniel… Bring Wolverine against me in MvC3 and I’ll show you how unbadass he really is

    @12fantasyfreak… thanks, don’t think it’s a format I’d keep up with every review but maybe every now and then the Most Valuable Avenger or Least Valuable Avenger can make an appearance to help me get my points across.

    @13Enigma… I’ve always gotten the impression that Squirrel Girl was just a tongue in cheek character not to be taken seriously. Just a fun character a writer can bring in to have fun with her and do something zany or different. I’m hoping Bendis doesn’t make it a regular thing in this title, although she was a very pleasant person to talk to for this interview 🙂

  6. I wonder if this plot point could actually beat the Sentry… at least HE lived up to that most powerful being statement. What the hell has she done, besides make Wolverine look stupid? if she’s so badass, put her on the damn team and make her go on missions. She’s apparently even more skilled than your veterans.

    And the next time she wants to spar with Wolverine… let him use the claws. if she’s so good, it won’t matter, right?

  7. @Enigma_2099 – She apparently wins at everything… back in the day I’m afraid Charlie Sheen may have had a liking for squirrels.

    @Brian Bradley – “Wolverine… badass.. nope doesn’t ring a bell.”

    Your dead to me now. 😆

  8. Supposedly the most powerful hero in the Marvel U?Why doesn’t she leave Luke and Jessica with the kid and handle things herself? Looks to me like she’s only here to make others look stupid.

    Wolverine beats IRON FIST… then gets taken out by Squirrel Girl… I’m sorry. I don’t care if they DO say it’s possible. I’m STILL calling bulls***

  9. I must admit Spidey punching him through Avengers “unbreakable” glass when he mocked Pete & Mary Jane while Luke/Jessica commented is one of my favorite Spider-moments:)

  10. :)…true enough…he is preachy….but I still love the 90s iconic status he once had…

  11. Thanks, guys, wasn’t sure how this idea would turn out. Didn’t know if I would hit on the talking points as much as I’d like.

    @Iron_Patriot… I wouldn’t say cancelled, just not as frequent. This summers been pretty crazy for me. I have the next entry lined up, just need to sit down and put it together. Sorry to leave you hanging like that.

    @Spec Spi Fan… Wolverine… badass.. nope doesn’t ring a bell. But I’m pretty anti Wolverine so you’re asking the wrong person 🙂 I’m sure he still kicks ass in his other comics, like in Schism when he’s not acting holier-than-tho to Cyclops, or just walking around with arrows and throwing stars in his skin for no particular reason.

  12. Great review, unique idea..but I still can’t grasp the mentality of Squirrel Girl as a major player..notion seems… forgive the notion…cartoonish..plus, is Wolverine capable of defeating anyone anymore..remember when he was an uber baddass?….Again, Squirrel Girl……W.T.H….?????

  13. Great review, Brian. That interview is a neat idea. Really funny.

    By the way, is Webs Weekly officially cancelled? I miss it.

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