Amazing Spider-Man #555-#557
Zeb Wells & Chris Bachalo’s Blizzard Arc
With the calamity of Bob Gale’s Freak arc behind us (at least until the next review – ugh!) it’s time to tackle the three part Blizzard story by Zeb Wells and Chris Bachalo from the summer of 2008 – almost exactly two years ago. Keep both hands and feet inside the vehicle while moving and let’s get started!
Summary:
A blizzard comes “out of nowhere” despite the DB having run a story on its impending arrival in the last arc. A scientist goes nuts and brings a Mayan death god named Kuhul Ajaw to New York. Wolverine shows up and leaves. Homeless people help Spider-Man stop the bad guy. Everyone fights.
More below the fold…
Specifics:
We talked last time about Dexter Bennett referring to the freak out of nowhere blizzard that his own paper reported was coming in the last review so there’s no need to go over that again here. It’s an editorial snafu, the stuff of the No-Prize.
When this arc came out I remember some feeling it was the strongest of all the Brandnewverse stories up to that point. I don’t recall people criticizing Chris Bachalo’s art on this story as much as they did with the recent ‘Shed’ debacle but I could be wrong. Normally I save the art for last but let’s go ahead and get this out of the way now. I like Bachalo’s work and always have. So I definitely didn’t mind it on this story. His work on Amazing Spider-Man though has definitely brought about some hot button opinions – same with Eric Canete’s artwork on Amazing Spider-Man #611. With Bachalo though I make the same argument I made with Canete because I kept seeing people saying (or words to the effect) that they’re just no good. I’ll never say that. I think they’re both extremely talented. But with that being said I don’t think their styles are suited for Amazing Spider-Man. So while I liked Bachalo’s work here I did feel it as out of place and began to think of something Spidey-related that it would suit, as well as this story. But more on that later.
Early on in the first part of this story Zeb Wells gives us the biggest problem with ‘One More Day’ when Spidey and Wolverine are together in Dr. Strange’s Sanctum Sanctorum. Strange materializes and addresses them both… but if Strange is being written correctly alarm bells the size of Texas would be ringing in his head where Spider-Man’s concerned. You see Strange is ‘cosmically aware.’ Some of you are scratching your heads and wondering what that means so I’ll explain. In the Marvel Universe there are many individuals (Strange, Adam Warlock, Thanos, Moondragon, others) who can literally feel disturbances in the fabric of the universe the way Yoda can detect disturbances in the force. In fact it is this very ability that Wells utilizes when Strange becomes aware of the advancing threat, to the point that it makes him collapse (though Strange doesn’t have to question the universe beforehand). As the Sorcerer Supreme, Dr. Strange is extremely sensitive to magical and cosmic shenanigans. And having him address Spider-Man without feeling that something is very wrong with his longtime friend is completely wrong here. Joe Quesada’s ‘One More Day’ should logically start falling apart at the seams at this point because Strange would definitely know something’s very off with Spider-Man and, being a friend and ally, he’d look into that. But then again it’s a ‘Brand New Day’ so there’s no need to adhere to the characters or even to have a working knowledge of how some characters’ abilities work, right?
This dovetails nicely into the next problem with Wells’ story. If the impending doom is grave enough to knock Doctor Strange right the Hell out then the threat level’s pretty high. So off Wolverine and Spider-Man go, heading into the Blizzard, and they wind up fighting henchmen. When Spider-Man tells Wolverine not to kill them (as he’s done many times before) he just storms off to let Spider-Man deal with the colossal cosmic threat on his own. And just as quickly as he came in, Wolverine’s gone. It’s almost like they threw him in just so he could get on the cover to boost sales. Hmm…
While Spidey’s getting stuffed with old newspaper by a homeless guy to stay warm, Vin and Carlie are across town at the police station where Spidey’s brought the scientist he and Wolverine rescued earlier, as well as the henchmen. Vin’s busy writing “I LOVE YOU CARLIE!” on his forehead like the big unstable lug he is (because, you know, she’s so alluring and perfect with her quirky booksmarts and underplayed nerdy hotness) but she’s just not that into him. If ever two characters deserved one another, it’s these two.
Having the rescued scientist be a mad doctor type bent on Armageddon was a nice touch, actually. Wells did a good job with making this guy sinister, to the point of having him murder one of the defeated henchmen at the police station in a bloody display clearly appropriate for ‘Ages 9 and Up.’ But as soon as this guy grabbed Carlie with plans on cutting her up as God-bait… well I was a quick fan. And honestly the main bad guy, the summoned Mayan god-thing ‘Kuhul Ajaw’ was fairly interesting. Or he was until he went out like a weenie. The ending was pretty anti-climactic and the army of homeless guys throwing Molotov cocktails being played for laughs was out of place.
In fact out of place is a great phrase for this flawed story. It’s not a terrible story, it’s just not Amazing Spider-Man caliber. If this had been a three-parter in, say, Spider-Man’s Tangled Web it would have come across better – and Bachalo’s art would’ve been much better suited for one of the old off-title books like Tangled. But this was the first arc where we didn’t have much more aside from Spider-Man and three of his new supporting cast (Vin, Al and Carlie). So it felt… off. It felt like awkward, like trying to take Dobie Gillis and wedge him into the Oswald State Correctional Facility.
Overall:
Like I said earlier I like Bachalo’s art and so it didn’t make me cringe or anything the way it does with some. But I do think it’s out of place on this book.
The ‘mad scientist’ twist was nicely done and the ‘Big Bad’ was the most interesting Brandnewverse villain since Mr. Negative. After the Freak arc I was just glad to not have a villain talking with all the fake comic swearing every other word. And he seemed pretty mighty until the gimpy way he went out.
Bad Stuff?
Knowing how the Marvel Universe works (or worked before people at Marvel stopped caring), the moment Dr. Strange saw Spider-Man post-OMD should’ve been the beginning of undoing OMD.
Carlie became even more annoying. I’d cross my fingers and hope a grisly end awaits her but since she’s named after Quesada’s daughter I’m afraid we’re stuck with Carlie Sue for awhile.
I also could’ve done without Verne’s homeless army lighting up their booze. Luckily for Verne, Peter Parker was nice enough to throw him a Jackson so he could run back out and buy more of the stuff destroying his liver.
But thank God no one was smoking!
at first i thought Bachelo’s art wasn’t that bad, but God has it deteriorated dreadfully in these recent issues
i also agree 100% with Mr. Berryman that Wolverine was not used effectively here
George, I remember thinking this story was actually not bad, but the characterizations of Strange and Wolverine was clearly offbase, especially with Doc Strange. When you bookend the fact Doc Strange sensed nothing wrong with Spider-Man, but Daredevil did in #600, either Doc was suffering from a brain freeze or the “brain trust” was. Either way, I always thought it was very funny that BD took such offense to this story and if I recall correctly the POV story as well.
But bottom line, although it was OK, it did feel off for me at the time…overall it was where I had to agree with JR on it being “Bland New Day”…
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Doc whatever Strange may have done with Peter to erase his identity (if it was Strange and not someone else) that wouldn’t change the fact that Peter and MJ made a deal with the Devil and now part of their souls are screaming in agony for all time – or whatever. That would certainly be something Strange would pick up on. Strange would notice the same if he ran into Mary Jane as well and, probably, Aunt May.
Is it just me, or does this cover look like the one from Media Blizzard during the Clone Saga?
You bring up a valid point George, one I had not considered; why didn’t Doctor Strange sense something off about Spidey? He is the Sorcerer Supreme and cosmically aware, so how come he did not get any vibes off of Pete, who obviously should be glowing like a miniature sun because of the paradox surrounding him now due to his deal with Mephisto and the fact someone other than Mephisto, according to the “Brain Trust”, has wiped out memory of his identity? Guess we should just ignore the truths of the Marvel universe and accept BND for what it truly is, right?
George, could it be argued that Strange did not sense a disturbance with Spidey b/c he was possibly involved with the mindwipe/reset some how? Off-hand i don’t recall if Strange has been blatantly stated to NOT have been involved with the mindwipe shenanigans… i guess that would be one possible (although probably too obvious) explanation for his ‘cosmic-awareness’ not working…
When I read this, I just kept shaking my head because I no longer understood how the Marvel Universe worked anymore. That isn’t a good thing for reader. There has to be some logic to way things work. Wolverine doesn’t just leave a buddy on his own because he has a sense of honor that he learn while becoming a Samurai in Japan. He also respects Peter for battle foes that are typically out of his weight class and the fact he routinely beats the X-Men as a team numerous times. Doctor Strange, George is the expert on that character, has been down played a lot on his power of awareness because that would cause too many headaches to put Genies back in the Bottles.(whatever) Vin and Carlie are two character that I kept hoping to die in the next issue…every next issue. I didn’t like the art because it the title said Amazing Spider-man and shouldn’t be the place to have artist make stylistic statements. I found it took me out of the story too much and wasn’t a good marriage (see what I did there) for the story the Zeb Wells wrote. This hits another bullet point on Bevoort’s manifesto that Peter is a “loner”. How does that work with him being an Avenger? I REALLY WANT SOMEONE TO EXPLAIN THAT TO ME!
I really enjoyed the art and writing on this arc, and probably fit into the category of people who think this is one of the best BND storylines so far.
I didn’t read this, but it reminds me of the first Ben Reilly story with Mysterio and there was a lot of snow.
That’s how a single Spider-man should work (in my opinion). Ofcourse Ben Reilly didn’t have to follow ‘the worst issue of all time’.
Berryman – if you really enjoy Bachalo’s art, then you’d probably enjoy this 4th Letter article on it showcasing his work: http://www.4thletter.net/2010/07/7-artists-chris-bachalo/
I find it amusing that it was posted two days ago. Seems like Bachalo is getting a lot of love lately.
I definitely agree that it was the strongest arc of the Brandnewverse at that time. After Menace & Jackpot and Freak I think expectations were low.
Most of the flaws you mention are valid, but I still think that, at the time, this was the best Amazing Spider-Man arc that had come out since before Civil War. For one, it was pretty much just Spidey versus a villain, with none of the Brand New Peter Parker drama or the eventitis getting in the way. Bachalo’s art fit this story because the more abstract and formless tone fit what the world would feel like if there was that much snow everywhere. I also really liked the bum subplot, especially the scene where Spider-Man gave Verne his jacket after initial reluctance. It encapsulated the mix of human frailty and ultimately doing the right thing that makes Spider-Man such a unique super hero. Unfortunately, the next few arcs after this one, especially the Paper Doll arc, really start to missunderstand the balance in that regard.
The Mayan God was cool as a one-off villain. It was clever how he was able to break the fourth wall, literally, and punch Spider-Man through the panels. I don’t think he went down like a weenie, exactly. He needed a sacrifice to stay on this world and he didn’t get it in time. That’s how gods in these types of stories often operate.
And Brad’s hatred of this story, when taken in the context of his generally lenient reactions to far worse stories, has never made sense to me.
He brought up the “no smoking” rule… ZING!
I kinda enjoyed Bachalo on X Men a while back…
I listened to your review on this about five days ago! Heh!
You should listen to my review on this arc on the podcast. I hated it!