Honesty is the best policy.
Amazing Spider-Man (Vol. 1) #259
Published: c. September, 1984?
Cover Date: December, 1984
“All My Pasts Remembered!”
Writer: Tom DeFalco
Artist: Ron Frenz
Inker: Joe Rubinstein
Letterer: Joe Rosen
Colorist: Bob Sharen
Bald guy sitting by the water: “What’s that? Did you just say that guy you’re with is Spider-Man? Hey, everyone! This guy is Spider-Man!”
Peter: “Thanks, MJ.”