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  1. Darth Vader: Yes, Mayor Spider-Man, what is your response to allegations that you entered into a Faustian contract with the expressed purpose of divorcing your wife so your Aunt could live?

    Spider-Man: Well, Mr. Vader, as I’m sure your publication, the Daily Sith, can attest to, it wasn’t a divorce. It was a retcon. There’s a difference.

    Darth Vader: With all due respect, Mayor, you have separated from your wife in every sense of the word. You WERE married, now you’re not. Technically that is a divorce, or at the very least, an annulment.

    Spider-Man: You are clearly mistaken. It never happened, so therefore your argument is invalid.

    Darth Vader: So you don’t deny the Faustian contract?

    Spider-Man: What contract?

    Darth Vader: To annul your marriage.

    Spider-Man: What marriage?

    Darth Vader: Sir, if you’re trying a Jedi Mind Trick on me, you’re seriously wasting your time.

  2. “As three guys who lost their fathers at a young age, Superman, Batman and I are proud to present the Father of the Year award to Darth Vader”

  3. I don’t think I can top Donovan’s comment, but here goes…..

    This is either an intervention or the superhero version of “LinkedIn”.

  4. “And so, whichever publisher gets my marriage back, I will be defecting to them,
    whether it be D.C., Dark Horse, Archie…”

  5. Spider-man: Stop me if you’ve heard this one, Darth Vader, Batman and Superman walk into a bar…

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