Spider-Captions # 179

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2. Angel: He’s the Devil!

   Devil: Who said I’m that?

3. Oh look, a Spider-Man: Red and a Spider-Man: Blue. Didn’t they try that with Superman in the 90’s?

4. Picking the red guy will take him down the path to 3 Dev Adam.

5. Who’s side is he on? Captain America or Iron Man?

6. After the paternity suit, Spidy regrets his one night stand with the female versions of Angel and Gargoyle.

7. DEVIL: Dude redhead 12 o clock checking you out. Go for it

   ANGEL: And the Lord said unto thee “I’d tap that”

   Spider-man: Ah, this was why I don’t drink.

8. This pic makes me sad.

9. Devil: Hey, check it. The window to the girls’ locker room on the third floor isn’t frosted. No one would even know you were there.
   Angel: Don’t do it, Peter. With great power there must come great responsibility.
   Devil: With a great view of the 7:00 yoga class comes great AWESOME.
   Spidey: How come I don’t get wings?

10. Spidey’s thoughts on Ultimate Spider-man haters:

    devil spidey “burn them all! burn. them. ALLL!”
    Angel Spidey: Spectaclar Spidey was good but you’re the best.
    Spider-man:Fine. You’re right. Tonight everything burns.

    another joke:

    tonight we kill the Batman.

11. “And I thought Mephisto was bad. . .”

12. ANGEL: I dunno about this, I don’t think making this kinda deal–
    DEVIL: Take it! Come on, you know you’ve been wanting to get a taste of the strange for a while now!

    I’m surprised this wasn’t the first one done, quite frankly.

13. What could have been: Venom and Carnage.

    Anyway is this Ultimate spider-man ? he looks buff~!

14. “To the right”
    “No, to the left”
    “Sigh, I’ll stick to the mirror”