Hey everyone! I’m Erik. I’ll be joining the Crawlspace to complement Don’s reviews of ASM every week. I’ve been reading the site for a couple years now and listening to the podcast regularly, so it’s a little trippy to be posting here myself, but I’m really excited to get the chance to share my thoughts with you all. Hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoy writing them. So with that out of the way…
Spider-Island continues in part 4, with one of the most promising covers we’ve seen in a while. Unfortunately, the exciting possibilities evoked by this image of Jonah Jameson web-slinging are never realized. There’s no time for an interesting Jonah story when you’re moving between plot threads this fast!
Spider-Island Part Four: Spiders, Spiders Everywhere
Written by Dan Slott
Pencils by Humberto Ramos
Inks by Victor Ozalaba
Colors by Edgar Delgado
Letters by Joe Caramanga
I really thought there was some potential here for a Spider-Island story. Finally, an idea I actually liked: the notion that ol’ Jolly Jonah would have to wear Spider-Man’s shoes for a little while. That’s a simple and funny concept that could be taken all kinds of places. It would have made a killer one-shot. Unfortunately, it had to go down the same road everything always does when Spider-Man stories start to get too massive and convoluted: total, unrestrained lunacy.
It’s of course not a surprise that something with its origins in the clone saga, one of the most massive and convoluted Spidey stories of all time, would be like this. The plot and the art are equally messy; as little as I like Humberto Ramos’s style, I have to say it fits this story perfectly. Every time I read a book he’s on, I think, what the hell? Did they hire Penny Arcade to do this one? I certainly do not demand realism from my comic book art, but Ramos’s art is so excessively stylized that it’s hard for me to take things seriously even when I’m supposed to.
As the issue begins, the infection of New York has gone to its logical extreme. Now, instead of just developing spider-powers, everyone is turning into giant spiders, and The Queen is able to psychically control them. It’s even happened to Carlie, and if only the change could be permanent there’d be something to like about this “event.” Hey, I can dream.
After that, the story spastically switches focus, sometimes it seems as often as every couple pages. For example, we get a completely pointless scene where the X-Men talk about how they have to defend the spider-sense jamming tower so the spiders can’t escape the island; I’m pretty sure this must be referencing something in a tie-in that I didn’t read. But at any rate, why is it here? It doesn’t even take up an entire page, and it has no bearing on anything else that happens in the entire issue.
And that scene comes on the heels of an annoying recap of The Queen’s history with Captain America that doesn’t contribute anything to the story either. Many readers probably don’t know The Queen’s backstory, but that doesn’t mean that it needs to be squeezed into this issue, taking up two more pages with something that has no actual relevance to the story. And it’s told in horribly blatant expository form. The Jackal essentially goes, “Boy, isn’t it crazy that you, Adriana Soria—that’s her name, readers! Adriana Soria!—are now doing this crazy stuff?” And she goes, “I’m not Adriana Soria, readers—I’m The Queen! Allow me to narrate some stuff!” This just isn’t a good way to convey that information. How about a footnote referencing some issues readers can dig up if they really want this character’s history? Isn’t that the normal way Marvel handles backstory that readers may not be familiar with?
Meanwhile (yes, there’s another meanwhile in this mess), there’s the Mary Jane side of things. I’m guessing that she’s going to have a role to play by the end of the story, but I’m not sure what it is. I do find it entertaining that she seems to be the last one in New York to develop spider powers, and how frustrating she finds it to be stuck on the ground while everyone else can swing around the rooftops. It seems like after all she’s been through, it’s rather unfair; here she is waiting again for Peter to save her, and nobody else even needs a rescue. I hope that this element is going to be developed into something meaningful. Otherwise, though sort of amusing, these MJ scenes will be just like nearly half this book: pointless diversions that don’t advance the story in any way. I know this is an “event,” and they are always written in a horribly decompressed manner, but that doesn’t make it any better reading.
There was one thing I did like, though, which was actually central to the plot: the scene where people start coming to Anti-Venom for healing in a church. That’s a pretty funny image, and you can tell that Brock is eating it up. It’s exactly what he’s wanted since he became Anti-Venom.
So word reaches Reed at Horizon that Brock’s got a cure, and Venom is dispatched to bring him in. I’m pretty sure what happens here is that the symbiote goes crazy because it recognizes Brock, but apparently Venom still just brings Anti-Venom back to Horizon anyway—or at any rate he has done so when the scene switches again. The story is so ADD that I’m not sure if this feels disconnected to me because that’s the way it is, or because I didn’t read a tie-in, but either way it was jarring. And unfortunately, the implication, once Brock arrives and agrees to help, is that if Reed uses him to develop the cure he will not be Anti-Venom anymore. I really hope this isn’t actually going to happen, because I have finally started getting to like Anti-Venom and appreciating his role. Getting rid of him now will be a waste, and it’s not like there is anything else worthwhile to use Brock for.
All this insanity isn’t too surprising, as it’s the way that Spider-Island has been written from the start. But if you feel like something was missing in the story so far, you’re not alone. What’s missing is the apparent focus of this issue: the spectacular Spider-Mayor! You know, the one we see swinging around on the cover. Well, Jonah’s barely even involved until halfway through the book, and then he finally uses his new spider-powers… for one page.
And that’s the true disappointment of this book, for me. The Spider-Mayor could have been great, but all we get is one convoluted page. Jonah’s on his way to see Alistair Smythe about ending the crisis, and his car is attacked by spider monsters. When Spidey comes to the rescue, Jonah finds the notion of being saved by him again too much to take; that’s good Jonah characterization. He leaps out, and here I really thought the book was going to get good. I figured there was an adventure in store, but no.
Does the Spider-Mayor swing around New York, experiencing what it’s like to be the one he’s hated so much all these years? Does he come up against any surprising and difficult situations, like say this time Jonah is the one forced to save someone with his spider powers, and has to confront the power/responsibility issue? Nope, none of that. One page where he shoots some webs and punches a spider mutant. Then, apparently, they get back in the car. To say that this is a waste of story potential would be generous. It’s an outright travesty, and borderline lying to readers since the cover screams all those exciting plot possibilities that don’t happen.
But Jonah’s not done being a spider. No, the exciting conclusion to part 4 of Spider-Island is that the mayor is about to ask Smythe, his wife’s killer, what to do about the problem. Unfortunately, he starts to enter the next stage and become a spider-monster at just that time, and does something that is supposed to create a huge cliffhanger, but instead just made me feel kind of sad. What could have been a hilarious, insightful story about Jonah getting stuck with spider-powers for a while will now turn into a genuinely traumatic experience for him, and something nobody will really want to remember.
Why, oh why did it have to be this way? This is probably my least-favorite issue of Spider Island so far, because not only does it have way too much happening with way too many characters, but it’s a complete waste of potential that ends on a downright unpleasant note. I can’t wait until this “event” is over.
Pros:
- Great scene with Anti-Venom that had me chuckling.
- I liked the parts with MJ, and they’re the one thing that’s got me at all hopeful for the future of this event.
Cons:
- Messy pacing with too many scenes and characters, some of which were irrelevant to the story.
- Forced exposition to give readers background that they really don’t need, splitting the story up even more.
- Ramos’s art is just too cartoony for me to enjoy in a comic book setting; even the parts that are meant to be serious, I can’t take seriously.
- Total waste of the Spider-Mayor’s potential—he barely does anything with his powers. The cover is completely misleading.
Grade: D
Image, man. Start reading Image.
I can not belive that people are still buying this comic. Marvel and Dan Slott are completley ruining the charactor for me. After OMD I dont even regard this series as cannon anymore and I am now stuck re-reading past books to keep me content. I hate Marvel so much for what they have done to my favourite comci book charactor(I mean come on they’re not even attempting to hire a A-list writer and artist for thier flagship title). Your reveiw score is infact too high and to nice for such a bad quality title.
I miss JMS’s New York City…
Thanks for all of the views you guys have expressed – I totally welcome and encourage alternate opinions in the comments.
Regarding The Other compared to Spider Island: I’m of the opinion that that event is widely disliked more for what it did than for the way it was written. It exemplified all of the things that were most controversial about the JMS run, so it’s no surprise it’s as notorious as it is. My overall opinion of that run holds true for The Other, which is that its grasp of Peter and his supporting cast, character-wise, was extremely good, and that the new ideas it introduced were so bold that some were bound to hit the fan base the wrong way.
I would not agree that it was worse than Spider Island. More controversial, to be sure, but I feel that the writing was stronger even though it made some very questionable moves plot-wise.
Actually…The Other, whilst not introducing much in terms of change, did feature good writing, inteligent plot and a deep understanding of the characters. The only real downfall (that I saw) was that it brought us ‘The Stingers’. Any writer that can move you to tears (even when you know that Spider-man will be back in the next issue) with a clearly temporary death is far superior to anything I’ve seen from the Spider section of Marvel in recent years.
Think you’re being a tad harsh, I was pleased to see that Dan had gone to effort of explaining where the tie-ins fitted timeline wise, while still doing a good job with moving the story forward.
I’m enjoying the heck out of Spider Island so far, just good to see Spidey getting his own event again, and , regardless how you may feel, I think you’d agree so far Spider Island is much better than “The Other” , Spidey’s last big event.
I thought Spider-man was over after Civil War #2 where they had the real opportunity to have a scene with Jonah who now knows Spider-man is and have a meaningful scene, but they didn’t do that. The biggest thing that should have had happened to Spider-man and certainly Jonah and it was ignored. Back then, as it is now I suppose, it was all about introducing something and then dropping it. Let the readers hang and not give it to them… ever. JUdging by these reviews I’d say they are still doing it with the ‘new’ Spider-man. I’m not sure who this ‘new’ Spider-manis supposed to be, but he’s not the one I read. You could have Peter Parker jump in and had a big scene on it messing with Jonah’s head because the guy who used to take Spider-man pictures with him can have fun and secretly he IS Spider-man, but they don’t care about being original. THey don’t want to do anything new. There was no big ‘War’. Nobody remembers what happened there? Marvel can’t carry through with any of their big promises other than SPider-man is going to be single, because they want it that way. Why isn’t Tony Stark or Steve Rogers in jail. Was that them or was it someone else? Tony Stark locked up a lot people who I suspect weren’t Islamic Terrorists. Steve Rogers started a war over something. Boy, they seemed shocked when somebody died in that ‘war’. Thor shows up but it’s not Thor. Wow, what a shock cliffhanger payoff.
They don’t do stories anymore, they do editorial mandates and maybe throw in goofy ideas about everyone on Manhatten Island has Spider-powers. Hey, that’s a great idea for the characters, right?
No. Not really. They seem even less capable of putting out stories now than they did before. Maybe Gwen Stacy should of come back. J. Michael Stracynski whined about her being gone, too.
I was right. It’s over.
@Eric: Everyone has the right to have an opinion, and your is as good as mine 🙂 But trust me, i have MANY problem with the current statu quo, but i just found that this issue was pretty good, as cubman said. It’s actually the first time since before civil war that i felt i needed to re-read this issue right after finishing it. And you can’t blame slott for the crappy post OMD statu quo (well, not entirely 😉 )
2 bad reivews for this issue….I thought it was the best of the SI issues, I rather enjoyed it….and I guess I don’t understand the hate toward the Queen Recap, this is certainly not new nor is it uncommon in comics still. I found is useful as it is sometimes hard to remember every villain’s backstory and what not.
Hey Sthenurus – sorry if I came off as too harsh! It’s rare that I am this hard on an issue, so perhaps it was unfortunate timing for my first review. I find the “event” style of storytelling very annoying, so that really added to the problems I saw with this issue.
Like a lot of people who’ve been Spidey fans for a long time, I have some issues with the current status quo, and you will undoubtedly hear about them in future reviews. I always endeavor to find the enjoyable parts of a story too, though, and I’ve been finding more to like in Slott’s run more recently – outside of Spider Island. 🙂
Hope you’ll keep reading for the less negative times ahead, and thanks for posting your thoughts.
@Erik – “I’m pretty sure what happens here is that the symbiote goes crazy because it recognizes Brock, but apparently Venom still just brings Anti-Venom back to Horizon anyway—or at any rate he has done so when the scene switches again.”
The Venom vs. Anti-Venom fight takes places in the pages of Venom #7.
Who, i find you really harsh on this one.
And congrats on getting the gig.
I was really expecting some reason for MJ not to have powers existing, but nope… Just wasn’t convenient for the plot at the time apparently…
I liked the backgrounder on The Queen, I hate having to go to the net when reading comics just to know who the characters are. I was surprised tho that MJ would be happy to have powers after seeing all the others turn into monsters.