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  1. Dontcha wish your girlfriend was like Spidey? Dontcha wish your girlfriend was a freaked Spidey? Dontcha? Dontcha baby dontcha?

  2. Obviously a scene from the upcoming reboot. Reimagining PEter’s short lived career as a wrestler and updating it to a pole dancer job. He has to stay on the pole for three minutes to get paid.

  3. Me: Spidey, there are men out there. I had no idea…

    Spidey: Didn’t you hear? I’m an equal opportunity crimefighter….

    Me: … YOU’RE DANCING ON A FLIPPIN’ POLE YOU DOLT!!!! Next you’re gonna tell me there was more to that pic than we realized aren’t…

    Spidey: … shut up.

  4. First the bed-hopping, then mask sex, an announced porn parody is in the works…and now THIS???

    Oh, what the Brand New-verse hath wrought!

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