It’s been awhile since we’ve done a Spider-Caption. If you’re new, the goal is to put a funny caption or word balloon in the comment section. Extra points for creativity and humor. Here’s my attempt.
“Take a look at me, now look at your super-hero….now back to me.”
What Kaine should’ve looked like in Peter’s suit in ASM #635-636.
Mr. Spider-man, you’re trying to seduce me.
Wheatcakes – that is frickin’ HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
ZACH WHAT THE HELL!!!
Why are taking these pictures of yourself!!!
LOL
… Ed Brubaker? 😛
“Kevin Cushing relaxes with a cigarette after completing another fantastic edition of the Spider-Man Crawlspace podcast.”
pleasedontbanmepleasedontbanmepleasedontbanmepleasedontbanmepleasedontbanme 🙂
Exclusive sneak peek at Quesada’s final design/plan/vision for Spider-Man!
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Peter Parker made a brief stint as the new Marlboro Man before Quesada was so offended he had to retcon it out of existence by having Peter make a deal with the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man to save his wheat cakes.
“All that web slinging has made me, Peter Parker a real drag and needing a Cigarette to get over missing my wife, Mary Jane please come baaaacccckkkk tttttooo mmmmeeeee?”
So this is the truth behind “One Moment In Time.” Damn you Quesada.
(I guess I’ll be the first to say it…..)
“For $100, I’ll let you see my 12″ Scarlet Spider…..”
Wanna see my “web-shooter?”
Peter Parker gets kicked out of his apartment and to make ends meet…oh no!
Oh no, he’s smoking! Won’t someone think of the children!
Oh Come Here My Little… Damn Which One? MJ?
Unknown Woman: MJ? I Am
Spidey: No,No,No! don’t Tell Me! Felicia? Michele? Betty? Debra? Oh… Carlie!
Woman: Can I Get My 200$ Now?
Writer: Ohhh what A Fantasy!