In celebration of Brad’s love for all things DC, I have been given permission to start reviewing the monthly title Wonder Woman. Why is this, you may be asking. Well, let me tell you: Kevin Cushing’s man-crush, and a previous writer on Amazing Spider-Man (see, one can always tie it to Spider-Man), J. Michael Straczynski, will soon be the writer on Wonder Woman (his first issue hits shelves in July beginning with #601/#46). Before his tenure begins, let me give you a review to whet your pallets with!
REVIEW:
Wonder Woman…yes, Wonder Woman from a Batgirl fan. Now, I’m not a diehard Wonder Woman fan by any means, but she does deserve all the praise she gets as a hero and the revolution she brought to comics.
But I’m not here to talk about her comic-incarnation. Not yet, anyway. On March 27, 2010, I watched Wonder Woman, the 2009 direct to video release from DC Comics, and I was completely high from the experience. It was, truly, one of the best movies I have ever watched. It was so smartly written, not only concerning the storyline, but concerning the dialog as well. There was so much research done for this movie, and it shows; whether it’s from the Greek philosophers that Alexa quotes, to actual ancient Greek and Latin being used, to a dedication not only to the Wonder Woman mythos but the Greek mythos as well (the quote “Zeus seduced one of my mom’s friends by turning into a swan! A SWAN…true story.” This, for those of you who are not in the know, is a reference to Leda).
There are so many great quotes that I could pull out of this movie that you could be reading this for an entire hour! One of my favorites was “We are not familiar with this idiom. What is crap?”
Story wise, it is PERFECT! It starts out with an epic battle, setting the stage for the rest of the plot. I thought it wise not immediately introducing Diana but making Hippolyta and Ares the center focus. Diana’s struggle in the new world rounds-out the plot creating not just an action movie, but a drama as well.
The voice-casting was SUPERB! I recognized Hippolyta right away as Virginia Madsen and she is not a stranger to animation—or the Justice League—if you recall her playing Roulette. Keri Russell, Nathon Fillion, Alfred Molina, Rosario Dawson, Tara Strong…need I go on?!
Oh…my…word…and you know, I’m going to shock you all and say that I really liked that bathing scene. And do you know why? Because that is taken right out of the classics! That is a “locus amoenus” (pleasant place), and whenever a mortal man stumbles in on a nymph or goddess bathing, something bad always happens to him. Take, for example, Actaeon walking in on Diana (the goddess) bathing. Diana turns Actaeon into a stag and he is killed by his own hunting dogs. I’d say getting kicked in the tic-tacs and an uppercut to the jaw is punishment as well!
I also loved the scene where Diana was teaching the little girl to sword fight…classic! Preparing tomorrow’s youth, one stick at a time!
The fact that Diana never flies is a solid point as well, in my opinion. In that respect, I think that the story keeps at least a little grounded in reality and plays to Diana’s other strengths.
And the ending?! I LOVED IT. Diana puts her glasses in the grocery bag which is something I really paid attention to because I often wonder where Superman’s glasses go when he is changing. When the camera was zooming in on the doors my first guess was Circe but then Cheetah busts out and I thought…this is AWESOME!!!
The only problem I had with the movie was the disgusting character design of Hades. Greeks were not gluttonous, “never to excess” you understand, and so this did not really fit the ideal. Plus, in general, all the ancient gods were thought to have had the ideal/perfect physical appearance. This was NOT that!
It was a GREAT, GREAT, GREAT movie and now I think I need a Wonder Woman t-shirt, for sure! I can’t wait to dive into the comic!
GRADE:
A++ 5 out of 5 Lassos
Ex animo, Spider-Girl!
Not a bad movie. Watched it for the first time today with my wife. She loved it way more than I did.
JMS is hot and cold with me. Simone is okay but I eventually got bored with it and left her run, even though I liked some of things she did with Wonder Woman. Last run I really enjoyed was Heinberg’s. Too bad his TV writing schedule kept him away from the book.
Just like Superman I will give the first issues with JMS a shot. I hope it works out for DC because to me it’s like Batman books always have superior writing compared to Supes and WW. Just my opinion on that.
JoJo think it’s a joke, Wonder Woman on a Peter Parker board? If JMS is writing Supes, why no Supes in the loop. I can promise you more people will buy that, though JoJo will buy both, so the banana will float in any event. Good luck to what tomorrow brings.
Is this an April Fool’s prank?
No Superman review? JMS is writing that as well.
Yup, i have been converted. Green lantern and wonder woman reviews. Look for them weekly. Great review Stella
Spider-Pool, DUDE, Thanks For Reminding Me It Was April Fool’s. A Whole Neighborhood’s Pain Is On Your conscious.
mmm, we’ll see…we’ll see. If anything, this review is NOT a joke!
Happy April Fool’s?
Yep, that’s me! Oh, the bar scene is hilarious!!! I’m glad Brad finally understood that “the heart wants what the heart wants,” and in this case, the hearts of the SMCS all want some good DC reviews!
the bar scene was classic as well! Great review, Stella!
This was a pleasant surprise. I am pleased that you enjoyed the movie as much as I, and many others did it. It was a very fun experience. The one criticism you had I also shared as well. I did not like the obese Hades. Maybe they were trying to channel the Hedonismbot from Futurama? I am also pleased that BD gave you permission to review the monthly WW title. I am looking forward to your reviews of that as well Spider-Girl.
WKB, Man You Better Hope BD Doesn’t Read This. 😛
The best DC Direct-to-DVD Animation Movie to date. No, I am not going to take that back because this movie hit all the marks better anything that has come out. I dare say it surpasses any of the Marvel Videos too.
Wow. sounds Like a freaking awesome movie. I might give it a go next time I go to Blockbuster.
Was That you Under “Ex Animo, Spider-Girl”?