This is the latest Spider-Caption. I have to give some set up to this pic. It was snapped outside a New York exhibit that was spotlighting the new book “The Secrets Behind Secret Identity.” The book examines the fetish drawings by Superman co-creator Joe Shuster. So with that, go ahead and add your funny caption in the comment section. Thanks to Sarah Loyd for the e-mail heads up.
If you’re new to Spider-Captions the goal is to write a funny caption in the comment section. Extra points for bringing the funny.
If you’re new to Spider-Captions the goal is to write a funny caption in the comment section. Extra points for bringing the funny.
You know the drill, funny caption, down below in the comments section.
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O..Okay.
How about taking me for the ultimate spin!
Spider-Whore, Spider-Whore, knocking on everybody’s door…….
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Jackpot gets her own OMD retcon
He’s hot.
“Face it sugar, you’ve won the jackpot!”
The Scariest part is…
Is that Male… or Female?
ugh…that’s gross, bandito…
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spider hooker, u shoot web…. she swallows it.
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