
In it, you play as either Toejam (The red one...he's faster, because he has three legs. I was always TJ.), or Earl (Who is slower, due to his weight, but has more health.)
While out on a cruise through the cosmos, TJ decided to let Earl drive their spaceship...BIG mistake.

Now they have to explore 25 levels of the game to find 10 pieces of their crashed spaceship. Along the way, they have to contend with all of the residents of a crazy, twisted planet called "Earth"...Have you heard of this place?
There are devils, crazed dentists, boogeymen (BOOGEY-BOOGEY-BOOGEY!
), giant hamsters, flocks of chickens (with tomato-firing bazookas), hula girls (temporarily freeze you by dancing with you), cupids (if their arrows hit you, your controls are temporarily changed. Up can be left, down becomes right, etc.), tornadoes (pick you up and randomly drop you off elsewhere in the level...often over pits), and more. The most dreaded enemy, imo, was the haunted ice cream truck. It appears and disappears at random, trying to run you over. One hit will deplete nearly half of your health! The good news is that they can't turn well, and if you stick to the outer edge of the level, it will crash pretty easily.Don't worry though...you do have items to help you on your quest. Pick up presents along the way, and you get things like bonus hi-tops (make you run faster), tomatoes (fire back at enemies. Not much range unless you find a slingshot), inner tubes (for swimming), Icarus wings (flight), a boombox (stops enemies by making them dance), rosebushes (blocks enemies path), "un-fall" (brings you back to the previous level if you fall off), and more.
There are also BAD presents. School book (makes you fall asleep), tomato rain (tomatoes fall from the sky, damaging you if they hit), rain cloud (randomly strikes you with lightning), earthling (produces a random earthling), and "Total Bummer" (instant death...SUCKS).
Presents can be picked up by walking over them, or by ordering them from a mailbox...but be careful, because some of the mailboxes are alive, and WILL decimate you.
Also, the presents are unknown until you open them. Once opened, you know exactly what that gift does, and can just drop any unwanted ones. Be careful, though. One of the presents is called a "randomizer", and it mixes up all your presents, starting you off from scratch.
The best thing about this game, the reason I kept coming back, is that the entire game is completely random. You never know which enemies will appear where, what any of the presents are (until you open them, or ask the wise but rare "Carrot Man", who will tell you what your presents are...for $2 each), or where the spaceship pieces are. The layout of each level is completely random, too. The ONLY thing that never changes is that the game is 25 levels long...otherwise, you will NEVER play the same game twice.
It also had some of the catchiest, funkiest music of any game.
If you've never played this game, I highly recommend it. It's a game so weird it has to be played to be believed.











The ending was great too. You could walk around and explore Toe Jam and Earl's world and neighborhood after the game was over. It was sort of like a bonus level for beating the game. 




