Friendly Fire Fight Club #198 - 'MOW the LAWN!'

[butters911]

You should take into account that landscaping and botany are two different things, and Ivy is going to be essentially learning on the job something that Hank is already well adept at

[Guyman442]

You should take into account that landscaping and botany are two different things, and Ivy is going to be essentially learning on the job something that Hank is already well adept at

I have taken that into account. I'm not convinced. Hank has an obsession, Ivy has a passion. Passion gets you farther.

[butters911]

I know Ivy being called away to fight Batman cant happen in fight club. I was joking cause FSUSpiderfan said Hank doesnt have the time because he has a job and a family. In fight club he's not going to leave to see his wife.

I would Hank's a passion more than an obsession. Hank is highly passionate about his lawn. If anything he's less 'obsessed' with plants than Ivy. If anyone could be called obsessed I think it would be the one who tried to wipe out humanity and replace them with plants

[Guyman442]

I know Ivy being called away to fight Batman cant happen in fight club. I was joking cause FSUSpiderfan said Hank doesnt have the time because he has a job and a family. In fight club he's not going to leave to see his wife.

I would Hank's a passion more than an obsession. Have you seen the show? Hank is highly passionate about his lawn. If anything he's less 'obsessed' with plants than Ivy. If anyone could be called obsessed I think it would be the one who tried to wipe out humanity and replace them with plants

Okay. I guess that one is a matter of opinion. However, I still feel that Ivy wins. My vote stays unchanged.

[FSUSpiderFan]

I disagree that Hank will be able to landscape better. Ivy can mow the lawn, trim, edge, etc. just as well as him. She will do it with even more care and precision than him because while he loves his lawn, he also loves his family, propane, and country. Ivy loves plants and plants alone. She will dedicate her entire life to making this lawn perfection while Hank's loyalties are divided. Ivy will carress each blade of grass and lovingly pullout any that are too long. She will kiss and fertilize any blade of grass that is in any way not perfect until it is up to par. Hank just doesn't have that kind of time.

I think it truly comes down to this. My vote has been for Ivy from the start. If I had ever been wavering this would have solidified me.

Cool, tell your friends. Vote Ivy before time runs out!!

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Hank never quits a task once he starts. he will not stop until the lawn is perfect, while Ivy will prolly be called away to fight Batman or something.

Ivy is not going to stop either. She loves her plants. She is dedicated 100% to them. She doesn't get called to fight Batman, he comes to stop her when she is doing something evil. Here she will just be tending a lawn so Batman won't be around to interfere.

[butters911]

That's cool but I think we can agree that trying to wipe out all human life is more obsessive than trying to keep a pristine lawn

[Guyman442]

That's cool but I think we can agree that trying to wipe out all human life is more obsessive than trying to keep a pristine lawn

But she isn't currently trying to make the world a place suitable for only plant life. She's making the perfect garden (yard), which she is more than capable of.

[butters911]

That's cool but I think we can agree that trying to wipe out all human life is more obsessive than trying to keep a pristine lawn

But she isn't currently trying to make the world a place suitable for only plant life. She's making the perfect garden (yard), which she is more than capable of.

Maybe, but she's no Hank Hill

[Guyman442]

That's cool but I think we can agree that trying to wipe out all human life is more obsessive than trying to keep a pristine lawn

But she isn't currently trying to make the world a place suitable for only plant life. She's making the perfect garden (yard), which she is more than capable of.

Maybe, but she's no Hank Hill

Fortunately, that argument only works for half of the crowd.

[butters911]

Yeah but that half includes George Berryman and Abraham Lincoln.

A vote for Ivy is a vote against Abraham Lincoln

A vote for Ivy is a vote for slavery

For shame good sir!

[Guyman442]

Yeah but that half includes George Berryman and Abraham Lincoln.

A vote for Ivy is a vote against Abraham Lincoln

A vote for Ivy is a vote for slavery

For shame good sir!

Perhaps, but a vote for Hank is a cote for anarchy!

And, every time Ivy doesn't get a vote, she feeds a puppy to a giant flytrap.



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Sadness.

Can you really do that to all those puppies?

[butters911]

If it means ending slavery I can

[Guyman442]

If it means ending slavery I can

Until the angry puppies rise up and enslave the human race. They'll make US THEIR pets!

[butters911]

Yeah but at least it will be equal opportunity enslavement.

I cant have this racism!

[Guyman442]

Yeah but at least it will be equal opportunity enslavement.

I cant have this racism!

Really?

You don't think the puppies will have a problem with people?

You think they won't be extra harsh on guys who wear hats and have facial hair?

THEY WILL!