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by FSUSpiderFan » Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:47 pm


by butters911 » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:13 pm



by FSUSpiderFan » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:22 pm
butters911 wrote:You crazy guy! This is a landscaping contest. Ivy's fancy science wont help her here.


by butters911 » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:29 pm
FSUSpiderFan wrote:butters911 wrote:You crazy guy! This is a landscaping contest. Ivy's fancy science wont help her here.
She can landscape because she will be just as meticulous about her beloved plants as Hank. She will work with them day and night with loving care while Hank goes home to take care of Lady Bird, Bobby, and Peggy.
If you think the quality of the seeds and fertilizer you use won't help in landscaping then you sir, are the crazy guy. She will be able to use her science to make the best genetically designed seeds that can thrive in this terrain while Hank's is struggling to survive. Her designer fertilizer will make her lawn much prettier than Hank's store bought stuff. We are talking about a woman that can create plants that attack people. Don't you think she can make the most beautiful lawn in the world if she sets her mind to it.



by butters911 » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:32 pm



by FSUSpiderFan » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:33 pm
butters911 wrote:FSUSpiderFan wrote: We are talking about a woman that can create plants that attack people. Don't you think she can make the most beautiful lawn in the world if she sets her mind to it.
No I don't


by butters911 » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:35 pm



by FSUSpiderFan » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:39 pm
butters911 wrote:As George Berryman said:
They're starting with the same common ground. Crappy yards, no grass. I should have mentioned that they both start off with basic lawn tools (hoses, mulchers, spades, edgers, trimmers, mowers)
no where there does it mention the equipment and a lab to create all this stuff your talking about. They have the same supplies and tools


by butters911 » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:42 pm



by butters911 » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:43 pm




by FSUSpiderFan » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:45 pm
butters911 wrote:The point is she doesnt have any supplies that Hank doesnt also have. And everyone knows Uncle Fester is secretly gay. And Hank is a strapping man


by butters911 » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:47 pm



by FSUSpiderFan » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:58 pm


by butters911 » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:02 pm



by Guyman442 » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:03 pm
FSUSpiderFan wrote:I disagree that Hank will be able to landscape better. Ivy can mow the lawn, trim, edge, etc. just as well as him. She will do it with even more care and precision than him because while he loves his lawn, he also loves his family, propane, and country. Ivy loves plants and plants alone. She will dedicate her entire life to making this lawn perfection while Hank's loyalties are divided. Ivy will carress each blade of grass and lovingly pullout any that are too long. She will kiss and fertilize any blade of grass that is in any way not perfect until it is up to par. Hank just doesn't have that kind of time.
butters911 wrote: Ivy will prolly be called away to fight Batman





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