I'm Spidey and I Know It: Help me write lyrics for a podcast

[BD]

Gang,
Stella and I are going to record a Spidey version of "I'm Sexy and I know it" only it's going to have Spidey lyrics. Help us write the song. Here's the video.


And here are the lyrics. The only thing is the title has to be "I'm Spidey and I know it."

"Sexy And I Know It"

Yeah, yeah
When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly
I pimp to the beat, walking on the street in my new lafreak, yeah
This is how I roll, animal print, pants outta control,
It's Redfoo with the big afro
And like Bruce Leroy I got the glow
[a reference to the 80's martial arts classic "The Last Dragon", where martial artists, having attained master status, start to glow when practicing their moves, and also get some special powers.]

Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out

When I walk in the spot (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

I'm sexy and I know it [x2]

Yeah
When I'm at the mall, security just can't fight them off
And when I'm at the beach, I'm in a Speedo trying to tan my cheeks (what)
This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go
We headed to the bar, baby don't be nervous
No shoes, no shirt, and I still get serviced (watch)

Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
I work out

When I walk in the spot (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

I'm sexy and I know it [x2]

I'm sexy and I know it...

Check it out [x2]
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah [x3]
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah, yeah
Do the wiggle man
I do the wiggle man
Yeah
I'm sexy and I know it

Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out

Yeah I'm sexy and I know it!

[iron_patriot]

In my opinion the best replacement for "wiggle" would be "tingle." That'll be my one humble suggestion for this.

[tnr105]

YAY STELLA!

Yeah, yeah
When I walk on by, catching thieves like flies.

That's all I got.

[Wombat 909]

Yeah, yeah
When I swing on by, catching thieves like flies
I thwip to the beat, swinging down the street in my new lafreak, yeah
This is how I roll, spider costume, webs outta control,
It's Rocket Racer with the big afro
And like Bruce Campell I got the show

Ah... Girl look at that hero[x3]
Ah... Spider Muscles
Ah... Girl look at that hero [x3]
Ah... Spider Strength

When I swing through New York this is what I see (ok)
Everybody stops and they pointing at at me
I got great responsibility and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

I'm Spidey and I know it [x2]


That's all I got so far, with Enigma's line added at the beginning.

[FSUSpiderFan]

It will be great to hear Stella again. I got nothing for this song though...

[Aziz]

Gee, I thought this was a dream. Oh well

"Spidey And I Know It"

Yeah, yeah
When I swing on by, people be looking like a damn menace
I be nice to the public, swinging high in my longjuns, yeah
This is how I roll, animal print, whining outta control,
.....................

Some some some

[Enigma_2099]

... did I just see a hedgehog?!?!?

*Don't ask for an explanation, there's children present...*


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Yeah, yeah
When I web-swing by, girls be looking like damn he fly
I pimp to the beat, swinging on the street in my new lafreak, yeah
This is how I roll, webbing print, tights outta control,
It's Spidey with the pimp, ya know
And like iron Fist I got the glow

Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out

When I swing in the spot (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got webbing in my pits and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

I'm sexy and I know it [x2]

Yeah
When I'm climbin' up the wall, just can't fight them off
And when I'm at the beach, I'm in a Spider-speedo trying to tan my cheeks (what)
This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go
We headed to the bar, baby don't be nervous
Web boots, web-shirt, and I still get serviced (watch)

Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
I work out

When I swing in the spot (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got webbing in my pits and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

I'm sexy and I know it [x2]

I'm sexy and I know it...

Check it out [x2]
Spider, wiggle, spider, wiggle, wiggle yeah [x3]
spider, wiggle, spider, wiggle, wiggle yeah, yeah
Do the wiggle man
I do the spider wiggle man
Yeah
I'm sexy and I know it

Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out

Yeah I'm sexy and I know it!

[Enigma_2099]

That's all I got so far, with Enigma's line added at the beginning.

Huh?

[CrazyChris]

Oh crud . . . Iron Patriot's "tingle" post above was actually mine. I meant to quote and I edited it instead. I was making that mistake when I first got admin powers. I'm so sorry.

Iron Patriot's suggestion was to use Thwip instead of wiggle. God I feel like poop. Patriot, please forgive me.

[Enigma_2099]

.. so no one's gonna tell me if my lyric editing skills suck?

[iron_patriot]

Oh crud . . . Iron Patriot's "tingle" post above was actually mine. I meant to quote and I edited it instead. I was making that mistake when I first got admin powers. I'm so sorry.

Iron Patriot's suggestion was to use Thwip instead of wiggle. God I feel like poop. Patriot, please forgive me.

Oh, so I wasn't hallucinating.

Join Zeta House and I might forgive you.

[Wombat 909]

That's all I got so far, with Enigma's line added at the beginning.

Huh?

I saw the Riddler avatar and got confused