Funny Crawl Space Moments

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BD: And next we have Michael Bailey! Bailey, I've never asked another man this but how is your wii?

Bailey *chuckling* My wii is great. Rachel and I just got done playing with it, I think she enjoys it even more than I do.

Kevin: That's what she said.

Bailey: I'll save the details for reccomendations but we've been playing Lego Batman, and I've been playing as Robin (who we believe is functionally retarded) and she's pushing me off the cliffs in the Batcave.

Stella: Whoa.

Bailey: That reminds me Stella, Rachel's been playing as Batgirl, and I noticed there was a Killing Joke Joker, and I realized if you wanted to be a really sick bastard, you could have the two characters in your party be Batgirl and Killing Joke Joker.

Stella: Oh Dear!

Bailey: So as revenge for her knocking me off the cliff, I played as the Joker and proceeded to shoot her several times.

Stella: *whimpering*

[Wheatcakes]

I think that when the well of ideas runs pretty dry for the podcasts, Brad should do one of those clip shows like sitcoms used to do back in the day.

Brad: We've had some good times, haven't we gang?
Kevin: Sure have, Brad.
Zach: Yeah, like remember the time when Brad and Stella sung together?
Stella: I remember it like it was yesterday...
JR: (snoring) Huh? What?
Cast in unison: Ha ha ha. Oh JR!
Cue clip.

[LiancoZ]

The story of Brad, his camera, old lady and his pants. I don't think I've ever laughed so much. (See podcast 147)

[Wombat 909]

Episode 122, the live call-in show part 2.

FSUSpider-Fan: Well one thing I wanted to see if I could do a first for the Fight Club and see if I can challenge JR.
Brad: Oh wow.
JR: To what?
Brad: Pick someone JR, who can kick a lot of ass and Adam will pick a comparable person.
JR: I see. ummm, God

[FSUSpiderFan]

Episode 122, the live call-in show part 2.

FSUSpider-Fan: Well one thing I wanted to see if I could do a first for the Fight Club and see if I can challenge JR.
Brad: Oh wow.
JR: To what?
Brad: Pick someone JR, who can kick a lot of ass and Adam will pick a comparable person.
JR: I see. ummm, God

Good thing God was off the table or I would have gotten my butt whooped!

[tnr105]

BD: And we have Kevin Cushing! Kevin, you doing anything special for Valentine's Day?

Kevin: No, sadly, unlike you married guys I'm spending Valentine's Day alone this year.

BD: You're getting off easy brother!

JR: He just said he's single Brad, I don't think he'll be getting off anytime soon.
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BD: Michael, care to do a Lex Luthor impression.

Bailey: Umm, there are so many. I'm sorry I don't have anything prepared.

George: I'll take a crack at it.

BD: George, go!

George: Ahem. "SUPERMAN YOU SUCK AND I HATE YOU!
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George: I gave my little cousin a Black Suit Spider-Man figure and he went around saying I'm Venom-Man.

BD: Aww, that's cute.

George: Yeah, until I said "Actually it's just Venom, and that guy is Spidey"and he stared at me and was all "[b]VENOM-MAN![/b"] I was all like "Okay, don't kill me!"
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JR: Well to be honest, these pics are low quality and of the stunt suit. It doesn't really bother me because they'll probably go back in post and fix it up. Those little silver booties for example, I doubt those will be in the film.

BD: On the other side JR, what if this is the suit, and this is it?

JR: Then it sucks.
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BD: Yeah Stella, I'm buying Batgirl. Think they'll put the other one in the wheel chair, what's her face?

Stella: Stephanie Brown? No, if there were going to be a new Oracle it would've been Wendi.

BD: Who's Wendi? Besides my wife!

Bertone: You won't believe me when I tell you Brad, remember Wendi and Marvin from Super Friends?

BD: Yeah, and Wonder Dog?

Bertone: Yes. Well, they brought them into continuity as the children of Calculator. Wonder Dog ended up possessed by a demon and he ate Marvin. He also attacked Wendi and put her in the hospital and she can't walk, so now she's being mentored by Oracle.

BD. Heh. JR, I wonder if Spider-Man talk sounds this weird?
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Stella: And I say "Hey!" What a wonderful kind of day!

Bertone: *chuckles*

Stella: Where we can learn to laugh and play, and get along with each other!

Bertone: Hey!

George: Uh hey! So uh, this is that kind of podcast now?

JR: Jeezus, instead of coming back I should of taken Spencer put-put golfing.

[BertoneBeatle]

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BD: Yeah Stella, I'm buying Batgirl. Think they'll put the other one in the wheel chair, what's her face?

Stella: Stephanie Brown? No, if there were going to be a new Oracle it would've been Wendi.

BD: Who's Wendi? Besides my wife!

Bertone: You won't believe me when I tell you Brad, remember Wendi and Marvin from Super Friends?

BD: Yeah, and Wonder Dog?

Bertone: Yes. Well, they brought them into continuity as the children of Calculator. Wonder Dog ended up possessed by a demon and he ate Marvin. He also attacked Wendi and put her in the hospital and she can't walk, so now she's being mentored by Oracle.

BD. Heh. JR, I wonder if Spider-Man talk sounds this weird?
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LOL that comic was so weird!

[Agent Michigan]

Any time Berryman is on. That man is awesome.

His best moment to me is his review of OMIT Part 4.

Wait, his thoughts on the new Venom host.

"You know who the new Venom host should be? A BULLET TO THE HEAD."

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An Oldie but a Goodie from JR:

"As much as I liked Norman in the Thunderbolts, it was unrealistic. I mean, looking back on the Warren Ellis stuff even, it requires a certain suspension of disbelief. I mean if the President decided to put a team together consisting of Jeffery Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, Ted Bundy, Charles Manson, and the Unabomber to go up against some bank robbers, I highly doubt the public would embrace them and that the government would give them full amnesty.

[iron_patriot]

Brad:I have a large Spider-Man collection--
Kevin:So do I, ladies!

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BD: Wasn't that the chick the Hulk impregnate?

Michael: He didn't really "impregnate" her, it was artificial insemination.

BD: He's still the baby's daddy.

Michael: Yeah, but saying he impregnated her implies...a more direct method of seed delivery.

Kevin: That was tactfully put, Bailey.

Michael: Thank you sir.

[BD]

BD: Wasn't that the chick the Hulk impregnate?

Michael: He didn't really "impregnate" her, it was artificial insemination.

BD: He's still the baby's daddy.

Michael: Yeah, but saying he impregnated her implies...a more direct method of seed delivery.

Kevin: That was tactfully put, Bailey.

Michael: Thank you sir.

Bailey is now writing a 2 part mini series called "Birds & Bees."

[iron_patriot]

Bailey is now writing a 2 part mini series called "Birds & Bees."

Considering the amount of times Rachel entered the Fortress of Baileytude to "distract" Michael, it's probably going to be a six issue limited series, at least.

[Wombat 909]

Brad: Ok, to anyone did any of you pick up anything cool in this holiday shopping season?
Michael: Not really for the holidays but yesterday I scored...
Brad: Alright!
Michael: ... full runs of...
JR: Oh wow!
Brad: Good job Michael!
JR: After 8 years of marriage you scored?
Brad: Out of the park baby!
Michael *sigh*. At least my wife still likes me.
Brad: Oooohhh
JR: Wait until after 15 years of marriage.

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BD: JR, what do you think of this Amazing Drama on Facebook? Pro's vs Pro's?

JR: Alright, give me a minute I'll need to put my boots on to wade through all this bullshit.
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BD: I don't know, but Sony needs to put something out there when they're getting scooped by fricking PEZ. Yeah, they have the Entertainment Weekly spread, but at the same time we have those set pics, of the stunt guy or whoever in that uglyass suit, humping a man!

Kevin: Shoving his junk in some happy thug's face.
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BD: Don do you want to be the narrator? You can prompt us?

Donovan: Uh, no thanks. Not unless you have something scripted or anything, I'm not good at improv.

Bertone: *does spit-take* WTF are you talking about? You did improv every episode of Classics?
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Zach: Well, uh...Hm. Well when he's a clone of Peter with all his memories. you got to think he would have picked up Peter's sexuality...If he remembers being attracted to girls...

Kevin: This is why Ultimate Spider-Woman's pretty much got to be a lesbian.

Bertone:...My head hurts, let's move on please.