Although I was pretty steadfastly against everything I heard about his movie, my daughter and I finally saw ASM tonight.
(I was swayed by fairly favorable reviews, as well as playing the video game for PS3...best Spidey game in a long time, IMO...but I digress.)
I didn't like it...for several reasons.
First and foremost, Peter Parker did absolutely nothing but whine, mope, and act completely IRresponsible for at least 3/4 of the film.
Then there's the costume...but that almost goes without saying.
Also, in trying to do a new take on the story, they tried to twist and tie together several elements of Spidey's history...but they left so many plotholes, that plot-
chasms might be a better word.
(To be fair, I did miss 10-15 minutes of the film, as my daughter had to use the restroom...so some of these may have been answered, and I just missed it.
Feel free to correct me!)
- What exactly was Richard working on that made him flip out when Peter stumbled onto it? I know he was researching the cross-species project, and was experimenting with the spiders, but why the intense reaction? It's not like Peter would have understood it...he was just a kid! And he didn't break or destroy anything...besides, if his research were so important, couldn't Richard have just locked the damned door? But nope, as soon as he finds Peter in there, he packs him up and ships him out the door. Seriously, no wonder Peter threw a tantrum when Uncle Ben told him how "responsible" his father was.
- And speaking of slack security, what was up with Oscorp? Seriously, Peter just walks in the door, joins the intern tour WITHOUT EVEN SHOWING AN ID, and not only wanders off on his own, but walks into a top-secret research lab, and even gets so far as to enter the area where the spiders are being experimented on...all without setting off an alarm, or being observed by anyone? And seriously, why doesn't anyone working on this project lock any doors?
- Oh, and this film seems very proud of the fact that Peter develops his mechanical web-shooters...that's great, just like the comics.
...Except for the fact that Peter straight-up STOLE the webbing itself from Oscorp! I mean, several times in the film we see them developing "Bio-Cable", even before Peter gets his powers...so is our hero nothing more than a thief himself?
- And on the subject of thieves, did Peter ever actually catch Uncle Ben's killer? I mean, I saw him searching for him, but then he got distracted by the Lizard and the NYPD...and as far as I could tell, Uncle Ben's killer is still on the loose!
(Again, I may have just missed that part...someone PLEASE clear this up for me, as it seriously bothered me.)
And that's just off the top of my head...But for all the plotholes and "liberties" they took, there is one positive thing I'll say about this movie:
This film had the best Flash Thompson I've ever seen.
In the beginning of the movie, he was an obnoxious bully. Then in the middle, after Uncle Ben died, he showed a more human side. By the end of the film, he had become almost a friend (or at least a good-natured rival) to Peter...while wearing a Spider-Man t-shirt, and raving about how cool Spidey is. "And the chicks dig him!"
...That's right, folks: Sad to say, but Flash Thompson is the one that stays truest to form, and has the best character development in this film, IMO...Not Gwen, not Captain Stacy, and CERTAINLY not Peter Parker.
Overall, I'd give this movie a C-, verging on a D.