"Make way and hide your daughters... Shang Chi is in the hizzouse, bitches!"
"Our third fight this weekend breaks the seal on that aging keg of 'Epic' we had in the back. The one we were saving for a rainy day. Now - it might rain blood."
"Recently gregxb threw out a challenge at Berserkfury819, who accepted. And proving he can still bring the thunder, Berserkfury819 delivered a lighting bolt! Here he is for the second time this season, the Marvel God of Thunder, THOR!"
"With his selection in this fight Thor is now on the Two & Through list for season three. Thanks for the the bruises, Thunderer! And as we must always remind Fight Clubbers what Mjolnir has been limited to due to the Power Cap Rule of 2011:"
Mystical Link to Thor
Negation of Mystic Energy
Energy Sensing, Absorption & Redirection
Immunity to Other Forces
"Going with the Lord of the Rings motif started with our previous fight gregxb dove into the pages of epic fantasy and produced a Dark Lord from his hat. We haven't seen him since his humilating and controversial loss to Rita Repulsa in season one... here he is, SAURON!"
"Give me Liberty or give me DEATH! Put the pedal to the metal cause we're heading back to Liberty City!"
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"Those, then, are your choices... a God of Thunder against a God of EVIL! Who walks away in glory? Who crawls away in defeat? DECIDE NOW!"
"For Commissioner George Berryman and everyone at Friendly Fire Fight Club, this is the Master of Kung Fu bringing the sexy back!"