Friendly Fire Fight Club #102 - 'DUEL on the DUNE SEA!'

[George Berryman]

"It is I, Bruce Lee, the deadliest man to have ever walked the Earth with the possible exception of John Wayne or George Berryman. The Gong of Conflict has once again been pounded upon - it is time to FIGHT!"



"This week, newcomer tnr105 challenged seasoned Douglas Classic champion FSUSpiderFan, who accepted. As his champion FSUSpiderFan chose a beauty and a beast rolled into one deadly package... Cameron the Terminator!"



"In response, tnr105 made an unconventional choice and went with Harry Potter's favorite House Elf... Dobby!"



"With the combatants chosen, George Berryman informs me that he has selected Jabba's Palace as tonight's fight venue."



"Seat of the Tatooine crimelord Jabba the Hutt, Jabba's palace is crawling with bounty hunters, dancers and at least one rancor residing below in a trap.

"Metal vs. Magic! Giant guns vs. giant ears! Those are your choices! Who wins? Who loses? You decide. Vote NOW! Take us away, Elvis Presley!"

[FSUSpiderFan]

At first I was worried about the Fight Club history with magical characters winning but then I thought about how Dobby went out. All it took was a knife to the chest. If he can't dodge a blade thrown by a crazy witch he can't dodge a bullet aimed by a killing machine.

If Cameron gets her hands on Dobby he would meet the same fate as this poor bird.

[tnr105]

Actually, the knife was thrown while they were teleporting away, so he couldn't dodge it. In the book, it was also implied that it was aiming for Harry, and he sacrificed himself by taking the knife.

Dobby would be able to apparate away everytime Cameron is gunning for him. He also has the ability to control objects that are already on a set trajectory (See the Rogue Bludger in Chamber of Secrets)

Everytime Cameron tries to shoot him, he can send the bullets back at her with a snap of his fingers. If that doesn't work, he can disarm her without even thinking (see Deathly Hallows, where he summons the wands.)

Once he takes her weapons, It is also plausible for him to levitate her, so she is unable to move/attack him.

[George Berryman]

Once he takes her weapons, It is also plausible for him to levitate her, so she is unable to move/attack him.

He's levitated... what, a cake before? That's a bit different than a cyborg.

Plus she's still highly dangerous without guns.

[tnr105]

House Elves due to their work labor are conditioned to handle big loads (though usually laundry)

Even without her guns, Dobby would be able to stun her before she reaches him. It would be a dickish move, but if he teleports her back to Hogwarts, technology and machinery automatically shuts down.

[George Berryman]

Even without her guns, Dobby would be able to stun her before she reaches him. It would be a dickish move, but if he teleports her back to Hogwarts, technology and machinery automatically shuts down.

He couldn't do that in FIght Club. There's no teleporting in/out of the fight venue or teleporting anyone in/out either. Both combatants are in the same area until one wins.

We've had those parameters since last year (as well as a "no summoning" rule unless the opponent can do likewise) yet I still keep forgetting to put them into the rules. I'll get that done this week.

[FSUSpiderFan]

Actually, the knife was thrown while they were teleporting away, so he couldn't dodge it. In the book, it was also implied that it was aiming for Harry, and he sacrificed himself by taking the knife.

Dobby would be able to apparate away everytime Cameron is gunning for him. He also has the ability to control objects that are already on a set trajectory (See the Rogue Bludger in Chamber of Secrets)

Everytime Cameron tries to shoot him, he can send the bullets back at her with a snap of his fingers. If that doesn't work, he can disarm her without even thinking (see Deathly Hallows, where he summons the wands.)

Once he takes her weapons, It is also plausible for him to levitate her, so she is unable to move/attack him.

So he can knock her around and possibly make her float. I don't see him doing any real damage to her.

If she can do this to this Brett Favre looking killer Terminator from the future imagine what she does to the cute little house elf.

[FSUSpiderFan]

Cameron is also more likely to adapt to the technology in Jaba's palace. She might scan and recognize the trap door, sending Dobby into the Rancor pit. He would make a nice snack for that monster.

[tnr105]

The rancor is in the palace, so he would be able to escape the beast.

I can see that (characters like Nightcrawler could leave the arena and bring backup) Would be able to teleport to evade, as long as he doesn't exit the arena? Even if he can't summon the weapons to use himself, he can disarm her or rebound her weapons towards her.

Dobby also works through any amount of pain, and has a high pain tolerance (He constantly "punished" himeself) He bested many Death Eaters, and when in the face of danger, doesn't back down. He is clever, sneaky, and will do what needs to be done.

It has been stated that the terminators are lighter then you would expect, so I can picture him disarming her, and levitate her, and toss her to the Rancor or into the Sarlacc pit.

[George Berryman]

Cameron is also more likely to adapt to the technology in Jaba's palace. She might scan and recognize the trap door, sending Dobby into the Rancor pit. He would make a nice snack for that monster.

"Rancor will NOT hurt Harry Potter!!"

"RRRRRAAAAAAAWWWRRR!"

*gulp* *buuurp*

[George Berryman]

I can see that (characters like Nightcrawler could leave the arena and bring backup) Would be able to teleport to evade, as long as he doesn't exit the arena?

That's correct, though I'm not sure wizards/magic types in Harry Potter use apportation as Nightcrawler-esque battle technique so much as getting from point A to point B.

IEven if he can't summon the weapons to use himself, he can disarm her or rebound her weapons towards her.

Yeah but she's also real damn agile.

[tnr105]

"Rancor will NOT hurt Harry Potter!!"

"RRRRRAAAAAAAWWWRRR!"

*gulp* *buuurp*

Though I still think he would have good defenses, I admit this made me lol

As for her being agile, even if she can dodge redirected bullets, he could still disarm her, evade her in hand to hand combat, ect.

I can also see him taking control of Jabba's sail barge, and using all the guns to utterly vaportize her. It seems like something quirky he would do.

[tnr105]

Actually, not only could his tampering magic affect her weapons, he could mess with Cameron herself. Remember she is just a machine, he can jinx her and have her jump into the Sarlaac pit or blow her own head off.

[FSUSpiderFan]

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It has been stated that the terminators are lighter then you would expect, so I can picture him disarming her, and levitate her, and toss her to the Rancor or into the Sarlacc pit.

If he was able to do that, Cameron could take the Rancor. She could punch out his eye. The Rancor would break his teeth on her endo skeleton and then try to swallow her whole so then she just tears her way out of his belly and then the fat guy who feeds the Rancor cries.

[tnr105]

Okay, and I could even see her pull a Bob Fett and escape the Sarlaac.

However, his tampering magic could still mess with whatever CPU she has, and force her to blow her own head off.