"Alright, gather 'round, rookies. Bruce Lee is takin' a siesta so's that I, th' Ever Lovin' Blue Eyed Thing, can step in for an event that I think we can all agree I was born for! So don't worry cause Ol' Unca Benjie's here ta show yaz all how to get yer dainty mitts on someone n' twist 'em like a pretzel! Brawlapalooza is officially on like Donkey Kong!"
"This week - or actually awhile back, to be precise - Ladyspider challenged Thrawn, even before Brawlapalooza had begun. Thrawn accepted and chose, as his champion, one of th' most feared brawlers in th' whole of the DC Universe - a Man o' Steel killer called DOOMSDAY!"
"In response, and many moons later, Ladyspider picked an unconventional choice to stand up to Doomsday... SQUIRREL GIRL!"
"Now before ya gawk, Squirrel Girl has an impressive list o' villain defeats under her belt, includin' Doc Doom, MODOK, Thanos, Deadpool n' others. So, ya know... respect n' all.
"Now that we know who is doin' th' fightin' George Berryman tells me that he's picked th' ancient Mexican ruins of Teotihuacan as tonight's fight venue."
"Since about 200 BC this place was a metropolis o' Pre-Columbian America and was populated for over a thousand years.
"Now as a side gag for Brawlapalooza and Brawlapalooza alone, George is allowin' us ta give prizes away to th' winners. And by winners I mean the combatants, not the Fight Clubbers that pick 'em. Cause we're on a pretty tight budget here! So th' champions ya'll pick will get some goodies while you Fight Clubbers get paid in GLORY. And here to tell us what Doomsday n' Squirrel Girl are fightin' for this week, here's POWER GIRL!"
"Thanks Benjie! The winner of tonight's fight wins a trip to the fictional sitcom 1950's town of Pleasantville!"
"The city was the stuff of 'Nick at Night' until a celestial repairman rigged a remote control that sent a brother and sister from the late 1990's into the fictional 50's. So whoever wins tonight will get TV-zapped into the fictional past, Leave It To Beaver style! Back to you, Grimm!"
"Hey... ya know, that don't sound so bad! The mom in that flick cooked like a billion pancakes every mornin'!
"Anyway, that's th' card tonight! Th' alien what killed Superman n' a gal who has made a name takin' down big bads! Who takes it? That's for you ta decide! Until then, come n' tell me how bad ya wanna be a boxer..."
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she gets my vote!
) I believe most (if not all) of her wins came down to her squirrel communication power.
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