Proto Goblin wrote:A what if tale featuring what would have happened had Norman and Gwen decided to tie the knot after her pregnancy!!! Hey the damage was done with that retcon why not milk it for all its worth. And just think of the hilarity that could happen in such a story.
Gwen: Oh Norman can we please go out to dinner tonight like you promissed.
Norman: Don't bug me now women, Im in the middle of coming up with a scheme to destroy spider-mans life that will make maximum clonage look like the Godfather.
Gwen: You never wanna spend anytime with me anymore, its always spider-man this spider-man that, maybe Ill just go over Miles Warrens, he knows how to treat a lady.
Norman: I told you to stay away from him, he's a dirty old man who'll try to take advantage of you first chance he gets.
Gwen: Oh and your not a dirty old man who takes advantage of young women, our two strangely aging bastard children say otherwise.
Norman: One of these days Gwen, one of these days, Pow straight off the Brooklyn bridge!
Gwen: (in very condensending voice) Oh the Brooklyn Bridge now is it, last time you said the George Washington Bridge.
Norman: Shut up Damnit!!!
That will be awesomely bad, I want to see how Jackal takes it when he hears about their knot
And then everyone else who knows them both