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Knights Spider-Man #21 Background: We’re on Part 7 of the Other now…the crossover between Amazing Spider-man, Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man, and this title. If you don’t know what it is check out ASM #525-526, FNSM #1-3, and the last two issues of this title. Plot: Mary
Jane is back at Avengers Tower and confirms to Aunt May that Peter is
really dead. While they embrace, Jarvis who was in the room comforting
Aunt May, leaves to give them a moment. Aunt May and Mary Jane have a
long hug, where JMS tells us that they are sobbing and feeling empty.
You wouldn’t even guess that they are sobbing by looking at the
panels, but the emptiness they feel may be indicative of their very
rational non-hysterically emotional exchange when MJ says she needs to
put some details in order with the Avengers. Likes: - JMS actually used this issue to further some absolutely necessary plot…since this is the first Marvel Knights issue in the entire crossover to have this quality, it’s the best of the three. Dislikes: - Pat Lee is one of the worst artists I’ve ever seen on Spider-man. Not to mention that this is supposed to be a major arc. Also not to mention that this is a crossover so instead of just getting used to his crap, we cycle through good bad good, in every single set of this crossover which disrupts the feel of this story. Plus I get the feeling that Lee added a lot of intimacy between the characters that was not asked for by the script or by anybody for that matter. Favorite Quote: Wolverine: “She’s in pain. She needs something to strike out at, something to help her move from grief to rage. Because rage keeps you moving. All Grief does is make you want to die right alongside the person you lost. Rage gives you a reason to live. She needed something, someone to hit. So I gave it to her. Seemed like the least I could do.” Rating: 3 webs out of 5. Good writing, bad art, average plot development but about a major event…so slightly above average overall Reviewed by: BtmxComedy
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Knights Spider-Man #20 Plot: Spidey
takes Aunt May and MJ (who are both in old school Iron Man
suits) to Latveria, where they break into the castle and hijack Dr.
Doom’s time machine. They all go back and see the live Richard, Mary,
and Ben Parker. Then they come back and kick some Latverian butt. Likes: - None whatsoever. Dislikes: - Well, Pat Lee is true to form in this issue and delivers his expected worst art ever. Yay for anime Spidey. - BORING!!! This is the single most boring Spider-Man issue I’ve ever read in my life. The fact that I thought about not finishing one of the parts of the biggest Spidey event in a decade says quite a lot. - POINTLESS!!! This idea should have taken up about 2 pages, not an entire issue. What the hell was the editor thinking? - Now, remember that sentence that I asked you to find two things wrong with? Well here they are. First, Morlun gets tired of waiting. He has infinite bloody patience and this makes it look like he had no plan to begin with. Second, it was very clearly defined back in his first arc that once Morlun finds you, he can always find you no matter what. Even if the moon is somehow out of his range, which I don’t see happening, he should have noticed that he couldn’t since him anymore. No way does Morlun ever have to go looking for him. Favorite Quote: “To be continued in Amazing Spider-Man #526” Rating: 0 webs out of 5. This is one of the single worst comics I’ve ever read. No redeeming qualities whatsoever. Reviewed by: Morbius
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Knights Spider-Man #19 Plot:
The first image would be everlastingly creepy were it not for
the fact that the characters look like they belong in Trigun. As MJ
steams about the front page rant about Spider-Man in the Bugle, Morlun
is standing directly behind her, watching, unnoticed. As she moves
about, he is clinging to the roof, always watching. Likes: - Morlun. His presence in this issue is extremely well done. He is simply watching Mary Jane and, for some reason, directing certain events. Such as directing Johnny to her, and making sure she catches a cab. His appearance is not being rushed, it’s being introduced over the proper amount of time. It builds interest well with the reader, as well as being really creepy. Well, it would be creepy if…well you know by now. - The style of focusing on MJ in this issue, but still pushing the plot forward is interesting, and ultimately works very well. We get a kind of state of the union of where things are for her, and we get a different perspective on what’s going on here. - The stalker is a good touch. It’s a very realistic thing for a model turned actress to have to go through. - It’s good to see MJ fending for herself here. I don’t know how you can’t enjoy seeing her beat up a crazy stalker with a pool cue. - I like it that we’re working our way up to the main story of The Other, but taking a decent amount of time introducing it. The Tracer story is excellent to be something going on in his life as this is starting to come over him. - The conversation between Peter and MJ at the end is very well done. It has a lot of emotional impact, and MJ really brings up some valid points. Dislikes: - ANIME!!! Why has Spidey gone anime?!?!?!?! The art in this issue is ridiculously bad. I thought Billy Tan’s art on the last arc was pretty awful, but I’d actually pay twice as much per issue to have him back now. This is very very very nearly the worst art I’ve ever seen in a Spider-Man book, coming in second only to Humberto Ramos. It’s the total wrong style and somebody should have realized that. It totally destroys most of the great creepy effect that Peter David intended and wrote well for this book by distracting the reader with how HORRIBLE it is! - This isn’t really a dislike, because I know it’s the right way to do it, but I’m still very irritated that I didn’t get my answers on that piece of paper. All that was revealed was that the names Spider-Man and Dr. Castillo were on it. Argh, I’m frustrated! Thank God it’s only a week’s wait! Favorite Quote: Cap, then MJ’s response: “I’m not much for musicals.” “Guess that proves you’re straight.” Rating: 3 webs out of 5. The writing deserved 5, the art deserved 0. I’m leaning on the side of the writing here. Reviewed by: Morbius
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Knights Spider-Man #18 Plot: As we
begin, we’re pretty busy. The Fantastic Four find the space capsule in
the Louisiana swamp land, Spidey thrashes around the Owl, and the
Absorbing Man comes in and takes out the mystery woman that’s been
leading him around the whole arc. Ethan makes a quick stop and nearly
takes out the Absorbing Man, but not good enough since he seems to
have caught on to the idea of absorbing whatever material might kill
him (including a huge slab of rock). Ethan goes to the Bugle and looks
up all the information he can find on the Skrulls. He doesn’t really
like what he finds. Likes: - Since we’ve had his powers built up to us for 5 issues, it’s nice to see Ethan actually let loose. - Spidey’s solution to the Absorbing Man problem was appropriately creative, if a little on the violent side for younger readers. Marvel Knights is a more adult line though, so I don’t find that to be a problem. Dislikes: - He’s an honest to goodness faith healer? A Skrull? Hudlin is actually having someone get a power from faith in God? I hate to use this word in a serious review, but that’s pretty lame. - The art was pretty horrible again, especially the New Avengers. The first image of Wolverine is up there with the worst I’ve ever seen. Favorite Quote: Spidey as he’s throwing the Owl at the mystery woman: “I wouldn’t hit a girl. Directly.” Rating: 2 webs out of 5. It isn’t absolutely wretched, but it isn’t very good either. Overall Arc Rating: 1 ½ webs out of 5. This arc introduced Ethan Edwards and brought back and put down the Absorbing Man. The writing has been decent enough, but the story is quite unimpressive. Ethan might be a Skrull, but his origin is still a Superman rip-off. And he isn’t even a very good character. Some of the stuff with the Absorbing Man was cool, but there’s not really any reason to care. The thing that stands out the most, though, is the art. It’s awful. It really just looked pretty lazy for the most part, like Billy Tan penciled it on his lunch break or something. This arc started out looking decent, but ended up really worthless. Reviewed by: Morbius
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Knights Spider-Man #17 Plot:
People all over the city are getting high on the Absorbing
Man. Interestingly enough, they are gaining his powers for roughly an
hour. This causes numerous fatalities, maimings, and super-villain
wannabes. Likes: - Many of the scenes of people getting high off the Absorbing man were brutal, but they were well though out and creative. - “Virtue” has finally completed his journey to the path of the super-villain. Maybe now we’ll get the battle we deserve. - I knew Absorbing Man probably wasn’t dead, and I’m glad I was right. It’s good to see him back. - Finally after so long seeing the Owl as a criminal mastermind, he’s getting back into real action. Dislikes: - I’ll give the art a mediocre rating for this issue. Not as bad as last one, but still not good. - So with the next issue being mostly action, has the Laurie subplot been dropped? If that was it, it’s a really bad subplot. Favorite Quote: The Thing: “It’s clobberin’ time!” (That’s just classic, man.) Rating: 3 ½ webs out of 5. Nothing spectacular, but pretty solid all around. Reviewed by: Morbius Marvel
Knights Spider-Man #16 Plot: Crusher
Creel, The Absorbing Man, and his mysterious female handler arrive
back at the Owl’s place to find it under siege by some very 1920’s
looking mob guys. Seems they took too long to whack everybody, and the
female, who we find out was trained by the Hand, convinces the Owl it
is all Crusher’s fault. So she gives Crusher some of his favorite
drug and convinces him to absorb it. The next part has to do with high
powered fans. The Absorbing Man has become the Owl’s new product. Likes: - The Absorbing Man’s death, if this was truly a death which I doubt, was very inventive as most things involving him in this arc have been. - Laurie has possibilities. I just hope it doesn’t work out too formulaic. - The ant message from Pym was wonderful. - The presence of the Fantastic Four was amusing, and sufficiently small to not take over Spidey’s book. - All the jabs at Super-Man in this book, especially Ethan thinking he’s smart for wearing glasses, were well appreciated. - The origin is added to now, but what Ethan said before is still true. It’s WAY too similar to Super-Man at this point. - The art from Billy Tan seemed even more noticeably bad than the last 2 issues this time around. Maybe it’s because I just read Spidey: HoM. I should mention that his Spider-Man itself is fantastic though. It’s just that everything else sucks. Favorite Quote:
Spidey to Ethan when Ethan says glasses will mask his identity:
“They’ve got a close-up of your face, you’re built like a
linebacker, you’re about to walk into a newsroom. You don’t think
they’re gonna figure it out?” (Spidey’s commentary on the
Distinguished Competition …) Rating: 3 ½ webs out of 5. A good read. The art sucked out loud, but a good read nonetheless. Reviewed by: Morbius Marvel
Knights Spider-Man #15 Plot: Well,
the police want to take Spidey in for property damage incurred in his
fight with Crusher (aka Absorbing Man) in the last issue. Spidey
basically tells them to screw off and jumps out the window, only to
run into Ethan Edwards, who is still in his cape and in the air. (This
is all very en medias res, refer back to last issue’s review if
you’re confused.) Spidey tells Ethan he needs to find the woman who
stole his wallet, so Ethan throws Spidey on his back and starts flying
uber fast. Spidey makes him land on a roof where they reveal that they
both know each other’s identity. Spidey knows Ethan’s because his
disguise sucks (though it is better than Robin’s if you ask me), Ethan knows Spidey’s
because he can see through things, including masks. After a little
discussion of this sort, Spidey remembers his wallet and webs away. Likes: - Hank Pym! - The Punisher! - The scene with Hank Pym was excellent, because it really reminded us of how smart Peter has always been. Hank telling him he had a responsibility to use all his gifts rang like a “great power, great responsibility” speech. - Billy Tan’s Spidey has really grown on me. Maybe it’s just the coloring. - Though I have no idea what it was there for, the scene with the girl from high school was well done. Infinitely better than the similar scenes in Skin Deep. Of course, I’m just giving Hudlin the benefit of the doubt that this will mean something later. -
Absorbing Man’s reinvention continues with the
realization that he can absorb a bullet and be unhurt. He gets cooler
and cooler every issue. Dislikes: - The Superman rip-off. I’m assuming Ethan is more than he seems and this is all BS, but it was still kind of hard to read. -
The Punisher gave up kind of easily. But it is possible
that he didn’t actually give up, he just looked like he left. I hope
we hear from him again. Favorite Quote:
Absorbing Man after the woman screams at him to absorb the bullet:
“Good call, ya harpy!” Rating: 5 webs out of 5. Punisher and Pym get 3 webs apiece, and since the scale only goes up to 5… Reviewed by: Morbius Marvel
Knights Spider-Man #14 Plot: Right
off the bat, Absorbing Man takes out a mob boss. Not a bad way to get
right to the point. Back in Likes: - Reggie Hudlin is proving himself as one of the best new writers in the business. The storyline is engaging and the dialogue is excellent. I find myself anxious for next month. - The woman who is handling Crusher is pushing him to use his powers more creatively, and the effects are quite cool. -
I’m loving the mystery around Ethan; it really is
engaging to read. Dislikes: - Billy Tan’s art is still sub-par. It’s so disappointing to have a book that is so well written have mediocre art.
Reviewed by: Morbius Marvel
Knights Spider-Man # 13 Plot: We
start with yet another jailbreak. Why all prison guards in - Despite my sarcasm, the writing was very solid. A really entertaining issue. - Use of a villain like Absorbing Man as a main villain. Gotta love second stringers. - Interesting introduction of Ethan Edwards. I’m left wondering what happens with him.
Dislikes: - Another jailbreak?! For god sake… - The art was, in a word, crap. Everyone looked rather fat and effeminate. I realize Billy Tan is a well respected artist, but he’s gonna need to step it up BIG time. Favorite Quote: MJ to Peter in reference to Wolverine: “You don’t think I’d actually be attracted to a hairy midget, do you?” Rating: 3 webs out of 5. It really was a good read, I just wish some good art had come with it. Reviewed by: Morbius Past Reviews |