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Marvel Knights Spider-Man #21
The Other – Evolve or Die Part 7: Aftermath

Writer: J. Michael Straczynski
Penciler: Pat Lee
Inker: Dream Engine  

Background:  We’re on Part 7 of the Other now…the crossover between Amazing Spider-man, Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man, and this title.  If you don’t know what it is check out ASM #525-526, FNSM #1-3, and the last two issues of this title. 

Plot:   Mary Jane is back at Avengers Tower and confirms to Aunt May that Peter is really dead. While they embrace, Jarvis who was in the room comforting Aunt May, leaves to give them a moment.  Aunt May and Mary Jane have a long hug, where JMS tells us that they are sobbing and feeling empty. You wouldn’t even guess that they are sobbing by looking at the panels, but the emptiness they feel may be indicative of their very rational non-hysterically emotional exchange when MJ says she needs to put some details in order with the Avengers.
            MJ leaves the room but doesn’t even move two feet before…well… I think Pat Lee is showing her crying.  Anyhow Steve Rogers (Captain America) walks up with both of his hands in his pockets and tells MJ how sorry he is. Then they hug which in the panel looks too intimate but at the same time you know that it wasn’t intended to be this way.
            She next goes to Tony Stark and they discuss several ways they can protect Peter’s identity posthumously for the sake of MJ and Aunt May.  Tony’s ideas include making the body disappear or modifying the injuries to look at thought they were caused by a boat’s propeller or a fire.  When MJ hears all this, she becomes emotionally overwhelmed and runs to the bathroom.  When she comes out Wolverine sees her and asks her out. Mary Jane’s response is a manga style slap followed by a run out of that hallway while yelling to Wolverine that she’s going to kill him.  Supposedly she is on the verge of tears when she says this, but Lee’s art is so ambiguous that an equally good reading of that panel is that she is popping some pills to calm herself down. Anyhow lets stick with the first interpretation. Before MJ is even out of sight however, Jarvis comes into the scene and asks Wolverine why he did that.  Wolverine’s response is reproduced below as my favorite quote of the issue.  It is of note that Wolverine’s face is badly drawn in the panel but what else is new.
            Meanwhile MJ goes back to Tony Stark and tells him that she wants Peter to be remembered as a hero.  Tony says no problem…while warmly touching her face. By this point every Avenger who is not currently tied down to one woman has seemed to have made a play for MJ.
            Jessica (Spider-woman) has a conversation with Mary Jane late at night on the porch.  Jessica says she felt “connected” with Peter through their origin connection with the spider.  Meanwhile Tony Stark hears a band and sounds the alarm. Spider-woman, MJ, and now Powerman run to Lab 6 and find Tony Stark by the door. MJ forces her way in and sees and empty husk of Peter, she promptly passes out and is carried away.  Captain America then comes in and asserts that since there is a broken window whose glass fell mostly outside, whoever/whatever did this came from within.
            Sometime later on the beach a teacher lectures some kids on spiders and how they can shed their skin once in their lives.  The kids don’t really care about this information and concern themselves with catching insects in jars. Some goop makes its way on to a kid’s hand and he freaks out, running back to his group.  They all assume that he thought he saw a monster and tease him for it while they walk away.  Now we see the source of the goop, a giant web cocoon. We also see the teacher and the kids continue to walk away. The issue ends with teacher saying, “There are no such things as monsters.” Well…wasn’t that cliché… 

Likes:

- JMS actually used this issue to further some absolutely necessary plot…since this is the first Marvel Knights issue in the entire crossover to have this quality, it’s the best of the three. 

Dislikes:

-         Pat Lee is one of the worst artists I’ve ever seen on Spider-man. Not to mention that this is supposed to be a major arc. Also not to mention that this is a crossover so instead of just getting used to his crap, we cycle through good bad good, in every single set of this crossover which disrupts the feel of this story.  Plus I get the feeling that Lee added a lot of intimacy between the characters that was not asked for by the script or by anybody for that matter. 

Favorite Quote:  Wolverine: “She’s in pain. She needs something to strike out at, something to help her move from grief to rage.  Because rage keeps you moving.  All Grief does is make you want to die right alongside the person you lost.  Rage gives you a reason to live. She needed something, someone to hit. So I gave it to her.  Seemed like the least I could do.”

Rating: 3 webs out of 5. Good writing, bad art, average plot development but about a major event…so slightly above average overall

Reviewed by: BtmxComedy


Marvel Knights Spider-Man #20
Title: The Other – Evolve or Die Part 5: Retreat
Writer: Reginald Hudlin
Penciler: Pat Lee
Inker: Dream Engine 

Plot: Spidey takes Aunt May and MJ (who are both in old school Iron Man suits) to Latveria, where they break into the castle and hijack Dr. Doom’s time machine. They all go back and see the live Richard, Mary, and Ben Parker. Then they come back and kick some Latverian butt.
            Then Morlun goes looking for Pete, since he’s tired of waiting (what two things are wrong with that sentence?). Unfortunately for him, Pete is on the freakin’ moon with MJ.

Likes: 

-         None whatsoever.

Dislikes: 

-         Well, Pat Lee is true to form in this issue and delivers his expected worst art ever. Yay for anime Spidey.

-         BORING!!! This is the single most boring Spider-Man issue I’ve ever read in my life. The fact that I thought about not finishing one of the parts of the biggest Spidey event in a decade says quite a lot.

-         POINTLESS!!! This idea should have taken up about 2 pages, not an entire issue. What the hell was the editor thinking?

-         Now, remember that sentence that I asked you to find two things wrong with? Well here they are. First, Morlun gets tired of waiting. He has infinite bloody patience and this makes it look like he had no plan to begin with. Second, it was very clearly defined back in his first arc that once Morlun finds you, he can always find you no matter what. Even if the moon is somehow out of his range, which I don’t see happening, he should have noticed that he couldn’t since him anymore. No way does Morlun ever have to go looking for him.

Favorite Quote: “To be continued in Amazing Spider-Man #526”

Rating: 0 webs out of 5. This is one of the single worst comics I’ve ever read. No redeeming qualities whatsoever.

Reviewed by: Morbius


Marvel Knights Spider-Man #19
Title: The Other – Evolve or Die Part 2: Denial
Writer: Peter David
Penciler: Pat Lee
Inker: Dream Engine 

Plot: The first image would be everlastingly creepy were it not for the fact that the characters look like they belong in Trigun. As MJ steams about the front page rant about Spider-Man in the Bugle, Morlun is standing directly behind her, watching, unnoticed. As she moves about, he is clinging to the roof, always watching.
            Next we see MJ playing pool with Captain America as Peter walks in. This scene serves two purposes: 1. To show that MJ is very good with a pool cue, and 2. To establish that Peter isn’t acting like himself.
            Flash over to MJ’s play, where we see an overly enthusiastic fan, who the actresses say has been there about fifteen times. MJ is distracted from that by the T.V., where the news is showing a high-flying battle between Spidey and Tracer. MJ can’t get anyone to turn up the volume, so she runs over to the local bar and has them turn it on. The over-enthusiastic fan, who we find out is named Johnny, is disappointed that she is running away, and beats up a guy for insulting her. When he stands up, Morlun is right next to him and points him in the direction that she ran. Again, this image of Morlun just appearing would have been creepy if done by an artist that didn’t graduate from the Dragon Ball Z school of art.
            At the bar, MJ watches as Iron Man comes to help Spidey, but his armor is high jacked by Tracer, so he becomes another foe. The whole lot of them go crashing down and she doesn’t know if anyone died. Unfortunately, Johnny shows up at just this time wanting to buy her a drink, so he doesn’t catch her in an incredibly gracious mood. He grabs her, pulls a gun, and then gets beat down when MJ gets a hold of a pool cue (told ya that pool scene earlier meant something). MJ runs from the bar to find out what happened to Peter. (And Iron Man may be on her mind, too, but let’s face it, the wall-crawler’s just more loveable.)
            Outside, the cab she is trying to hail nearly passes her when it stops on a dime. It has stopped because Morlun stepped right out in front of it. The cabbie tells him that he’s off duty. Morlun replies: “You’re talking to a man who returned from the dead to kill Spider-Man. You’re back on. Understood?” The cabbie quickly let’s MJ in.
            Back at Avengers Tower, MJ and Peter have a very serious discussion. (Seems all survived the crash earlier.) MJ details exactly why it appears that Peter wants to die, and be with Uncle Ben. Peter replies that he very much wants to live, which is why he’s having such a hard time dealing with the piece of paper he hands her. It is a report on his health from Dr. Castillo. But that’s all we find out in this issue…

Likes: 

-         Morlun. His presence in this issue is extremely well done. He is simply watching Mary Jane and, for some reason, directing certain events. Such as directing Johnny to her, and making sure she catches a cab. His appearance is not being rushed, it’s being introduced over the proper amount of time. It builds interest well with the reader, as well as being really creepy. Well, it would be creepy if…well you know by now.

-         The style of focusing on MJ in this issue, but still pushing the plot forward is interesting, and ultimately works very well. We get a kind of state of the union of where things are for her, and we get a different perspective on what’s going on here.

-         The stalker is a good touch. It’s a very realistic thing for a model turned actress to have to go through.

-         It’s good to see MJ fending for herself here. I don’t know how you can’t enjoy seeing her beat up a crazy stalker with a pool cue.

-         I like it that we’re working our way up to the main story of The Other, but taking a decent amount of time introducing it. The Tracer story is excellent to be something going on in his life as this is starting to come over him.

-         The conversation between Peter and MJ at the end is very well done. It has a lot of emotional impact, and MJ really brings up some valid points. 

Dislikes: 

-         ANIME!!! Why has Spidey gone anime?!?!?!?! The art in this issue is ridiculously bad. I thought Billy Tan’s art on the last arc was pretty awful, but I’d actually pay twice as much per issue to have him back now. This is very very very nearly the worst art I’ve ever seen in a Spider-Man book, coming in second only to Humberto Ramos. It’s the total wrong style and somebody should have realized that. It totally destroys most of the great creepy effect that Peter David intended and wrote well for this book by distracting the reader with how HORRIBLE it is!

-         This isn’t really a dislike, because I know it’s the right way to do it, but I’m still very irritated that I didn’t get my answers on that piece of paper. All that was revealed was that the names Spider-Man and Dr. Castillo were on it. Argh, I’m frustrated! Thank God it’s only a week’s wait! 

Favorite Quote: Cap, then MJ’s response: “I’m not much for musicals.” “Guess that proves you’re straight.” 

Rating: 3 webs out of 5. The writing deserved 5, the art deserved 0. I’m leaning on the side of the writing here. 

Reviewed by: Morbius


Marvel Knights Spider-Man #18
Title: Wild Blue Yonder Part 6 of 6
Writer: Reginald Hudlin
Penciler: Billy Tan
Inker: Jon Sibal 

Plot: As we begin, we’re pretty busy. The Fantastic Four find the space capsule in the Louisiana swamp land, Spidey thrashes around the Owl, and the Absorbing Man comes in and takes out the mystery woman that’s been leading him around the whole arc. Ethan makes a quick stop and nearly takes out the Absorbing Man, but not good enough since he seems to have caught on to the idea of absorbing whatever material might kill him (including a huge slab of rock). Ethan goes to the Bugle and looks up all the information he can find on the Skrulls. He doesn’t really like what he finds.
    Meanwhile, Spidey uses the Owl as bait to get to the Absorbing Man. Spidey gets him into the swing of absorbing everything he throws, so he dumps two chemicals on him. Unfortunately for the Absorbing Man, those two chemicals explode when mixed. Boom. It seems it will take quite awhile for him to reconstitute this time.
           Ethan goes and attacks the Baxter Building because he doesn’t appreciate Mr. Fantastic calling him a Skrull. Knowing he can’t take Ethan alone, Spidey shows up with the New Avengers in tow. They battle unsuccessfully until Aunt May shows up. She’s seen the whole thing on T.V. and manages to convince Ethan he doesn’t want to hurt people. Spidey points out that he has the power to heal, and suggests he use that instead of his other powers. So Ethan goes off and becomes a faith healer. One problem: Reed Richards says that in all of Ethan’s powers, there is nothing remotely like that. Seems he gets his healing power from above… 

Likes: 

-         Since we’ve had his powers built up to us for 5 issues, it’s nice to see Ethan actually let loose.

-         Spidey’s solution to the Absorbing Man problem was appropriately creative, if a little on the violent side for younger readers. Marvel Knights is a more adult line though, so I don’t find that to be a problem. 

Dislikes: 

-         He’s an honest to goodness faith healer? A Skrull? Hudlin is actually having someone get a power from faith in God? I hate to use this word in a serious review, but that’s pretty lame.

-         The art was pretty horrible again, especially the New Avengers. The first image of Wolverine is up there with the worst I’ve ever seen.

Favorite Quote: Spidey as he’s throwing the Owl at the mystery woman: “I wouldn’t hit a girl. Directly.” 

Rating: 2 webs out of 5. It isn’t absolutely wretched, but it isn’t very good either. 

Overall Arc Rating: 1 ½ webs out of 5. This arc introduced Ethan Edwards and brought back and put down the Absorbing Man. The writing has been decent enough, but the story is quite unimpressive. Ethan might be a Skrull, but his origin is still a Superman rip-off. And he isn’t even a very good character. Some of the stuff with the Absorbing Man was cool, but there’s not really any reason to care. The thing that stands out the most, though, is the art. It’s awful. It really just looked pretty lazy for the most part, like Billy Tan penciled it on his lunch break or something. This arc started out looking decent, but ended up really worthless. 

Reviewed by: Morbius


Marvel Knights Spider-Man #17
Title: Wild Blue Yonder Part 5 of 6
Writer: Reginald Hudlin
Penciler: Billy Tan
Inker: Jon Sibal 

Plot: People all over the city are getting high on the Absorbing Man. Interestingly enough, they are gaining his powers for roughly an hour. This causes numerous fatalities, maimings, and super-villain wannabes.
            Peter gets a call from Reed Richards informing him of Ethan’s true origin, so Peter tries to talk to Ethan. He is now fully costumed as Virtue, and he does not take the news that the Fantastic Four are in his home town very well. He flies away leaving Spidey to take down a few Absorbing Man fakes.
            Virtue reaches Hicksville (his home town) extremely quickly (roughly Mach 3) and immediately sets about attacking the FF. When Ethan is on the ground, the space ship he came to Earth in switches on and starts sending information to his brain. He nearly kills everyone before flying away in frustration from trying to figure out who he really is.
            Back in New York, the Absorbing Man junkies are losing their highs. When they do this, they secrete what they snorted in their bodily fluids, which make their way into the sewers. Spidey crashes in on the Owl after finding out that he’s the source of these drugs, and the Owl is ready for a fight. Down in the sewers, Crusher Creel reconstitutes himself, and decides he’ll just kill everybody.

Likes:

-         Many of the scenes of people getting high off the Absorbing man were brutal, but they were well though out and creative.

-         “Virtue” has finally completed his journey to the path of the super-villain. Maybe now we’ll get the battle we deserve.

-         I knew Absorbing Man probably wasn’t dead, and I’m glad I was right. It’s good to see him back.

-         Finally after so long seeing the Owl as a criminal mastermind, he’s getting back into real action.

Dislikes:

-         I’ll give the art a mediocre rating for this issue. Not as bad as last one, but still not good.

-         So with the next issue being mostly action, has the Laurie subplot been dropped? If that was it, it’s a really bad subplot. 

Favorite Quote: The Thing: “It’s clobberin’ time!” (That’s just classic, man.)

Rating: 3 ½ webs out of 5. Nothing spectacular, but pretty solid all around. 

Reviewed by: Morbius


Marvel Knights Spider-Man #16
Title: Wild Blue Yonder Part 4 of 6
Writer: Reginald Hudlin
Penciler: Billy Tan & Mark Buckingham
Inker: Jon Sibal & Mark Buckingham  

Plot: Crusher Creel, The Absorbing Man, and his mysterious female handler arrive back at the Owl’s place to find it under siege by some very 1920’s looking mob guys. Seems they took too long to whack everybody, and the female, who we find out was trained by the Hand, convinces the Owl it is all Crusher’s fault. So she gives Crusher some of his favorite drug and convinces him to absorb it. The next part has to do with high powered fans. The Absorbing Man has become the Owl’s new product.
            At the Bugle, there’s a small conversation between Peter and his new/old friend Laurie with just enough to it to say, “Hey, I might be a threat to Peter’s marriage.” Speaking of threats, Pete finds Ethan in the closet where he was about to change into Spidey and go web-slinging. They go together. Spidey takes Ethan, calling himself Virtue and now complete with Spandex very similar to Super-Man, to the Baxter Building where Reed runs a series of tests.
           
While there, Pete gets an ants-on-the-window message from Hank Pym, so the two leave to retrieve Peter’s wallet. They find the woman, who I really wish had a name, dealing some Absorbing Man and they bust it up. The press comes, Ethan flies off, and Spidey is distracted long enough to let her get away. So, what’s big in the news now? Ethan’s face.
           
But just as that storm hits, Spidey gets a call from Reed about a much bigger problem. The FF have put the pieces together on Ethan’s origin, and it ain’t pretty. On the planet of the Skrulls, there lived a man who created the Super-Skrull. When his planet was threatened by Galactus, this man created something better than the Super-Skrull. He sent it to Earth and gave it shape shifting abilities that would keep it hidden until it could conquer the planet. When it got to Earth, his parents named him Ethan…  

Likes:  

-         The Absorbing Man’s death, if this was truly a death which I doubt, was very inventive as most things involving him in this arc have been.

-         Laurie has possibilities. I just hope it doesn’t work out too formulaic.

-         The ant message from Pym was wonderful.

-         The presence of the Fantastic Four was amusing, and sufficiently small to not take over Spidey’s book.

-         All the jabs at Super-Man in this book, especially Ethan thinking he’s smart for wearing glasses, were well appreciated.

 Dislikes:  

-         The origin is added to now, but what Ethan said before is still true. It’s WAY too similar to Super-Man at this point.

-         The art from Billy Tan seemed even more noticeably bad than the last 2 issues this time around. Maybe it’s because I just read Spidey: HoM. I should mention that his Spider-Man itself is fantastic though. It’s just that everything else sucks.

Favorite Quote: Spidey to Ethan when Ethan says glasses will mask his identity: “They’ve got a close-up of your face, you’re built like a linebacker, you’re about to walk into a newsroom. You don’t think they’re gonna figure it out?” (Spidey’s commentary on the Distinguished Competition …)  

Rating: 3 ½ webs out of 5. A good read. The art sucked out loud, but a good read nonetheless.

Reviewed by: Morbius


Marvel Knights Spider-Man #15
Title: Wild Blue Yonder Part 3 of 6
Writer: Reginald Hudlin
Penciler: Billy Tan & Mark Buckingham
Inker: Jon Sibal & Mark Buckingham  

Plot: Well, the police want to take Spidey in for property damage incurred in his fight with Crusher (aka Absorbing Man) in the last issue. Spidey basically tells them to screw off and jumps out the window, only to run into Ethan Edwards, who is still in his cape and in the air. (This is all very en medias res, refer back to last issue’s review if you’re confused.) Spidey tells Ethan he needs to find the woman who stole his wallet, so Ethan throws Spidey on his back and starts flying uber fast. Spidey makes him land on a roof where they reveal that they both know each other’s identity. Spidey knows Ethan’s because his disguise sucks (though it is better than Robin’s if you ask me), Ethan knows Spidey’s because he can see through things, including masks. After a little discussion of this sort, Spidey remembers his wallet and webs away.
           
Back in front of the shell of the old Parker house, Crusher and his mysterious female handler are rather dismayed. They find that burned shell after the burned shell of Pete’s apartment and figure someone beat them to it. Darn.
           
In a New Jersey cabin, Spidey is visiting none other than Hank Pym. Spidey gives Hank one of his little Spider trackers (one of which was in his wallet) so Hank can send some ants to find the signal. Hank reminds Peter that he has a responsibility to use his huge intellect as well as his physical abilities.
           
Crusher and female are in their van talking to Owl on the phone, when Crusher gets shot. The woman yells at him as he passes out to become the bullet, and he busts out the top of the van looking all metal like. But the sniper who shot him was none other than the Punisher, so a grenade is promptly lobbed toward the van. The grenade is intercepted by Ethan Edwards, who is disgusted at the lack of concern for innocent bystanders. The grenade then proceeds to blow up in Ethan’s hand, thereby ridding him of all his clothes, save the cape.
           
At the Daily Bugle, Pete takes a few pages to talk to a girl who is rather hot, but used to be very fat in school and had a crush on Pete. For the amount of time she got in this issue, she’d better mean something later. Pete then catches up with Ethan for a discussion that will last the rest of the issue.
           
They talk on a rooftop where Pete points out how much of a rookie Ethan is, so Ethan excitedly asks Peter to make him his apprentice. Peter asks about his origins. Ethan tells him the story of Superman. Really, I’m not kidding. It had a space pod, a farm, everything. After this tale, Peter agrees (under some duress) to train Ethan.

Likes:

-         Hank Pym!

-         The Punisher!

-         The scene with Hank Pym was excellent, because it really reminded us of how smart Peter has always been. Hank telling him he had a responsibility to use all his gifts rang like a “great power, great responsibility” speech.

-         Billy Tan’s Spidey has really grown on me. Maybe it’s just the coloring.

-         Though I have no idea what it was there for, the scene with the girl from high school was well done. Infinitely better than the similar scenes in Skin Deep. Of course, I’m just giving Hudlin the benefit of the doubt that this will mean something later.

-         Absorbing Man’s reinvention continues with the realization that he can absorb a bullet and be unhurt. He gets cooler and cooler every issue.  

Dislikes:  

-         The Superman rip-off. I’m assuming Ethan is more than he seems and this is all BS, but it was still kind of hard to read.

-         The Punisher gave up kind of easily. But it is possible that he didn’t actually give up, he just looked like he left. I hope we hear from him again.  

Favorite Quote: Absorbing Man after the woman screams at him to absorb the bullet: “Good call, ya harpy!”  

Rating: 5 webs out of 5. Punisher and Pym get 3 webs apiece, and since the scale only goes up to 5…

Reviewed by: Morbius


Marvel Knights Spider-Man #14
Title: Wild Blue Yonder Part 2 of 6
Writer: Reginald Hudlin
Penciler: Billy Tan
Inker: Jon Sibal

Plot: Right off the bat, Absorbing Man takes out a mob boss. Not a bad way to get right to the point. Back in Avengers Mansion , Spidey beats Wolverine as hard as he can for stabbing him. He tells the team that Wolverine was hitting on MJ, which pretty much turns everyone against the little fur ball. Pete promptly passes out from blood loss while gearing up for his next attack.
           
Pete goes to work very fatigued; the wound is obviously getting to him. His new partner, Ethan Edwards takes him into a back room and tells him he needs to pray. As Peter does so, Ethan lowers his glasses to reveal glowing eyes. Pete feels distinctly better after this.
           
They go out to find some Spider-Man action, and run right into where Absorbing Man (who will hereafter be referred to as “Crusher,” being as his other name is Crusher Creel and it’s shorter) is hanging another mob guy out a window. Pete ditches Ethan to change into Spidey. As Spidey is dealing with Crusher, a Superman looking guy (who is very obviously Ethan Edwards) flies up and throws Crusher to another state. Ethan flies away and Spidey finds the wallet missing from his pants.
           
Cut over to the woman who has been handling Crusher. She holds up Pete’s wallet and says they have someone to visit.

Likes:

-         Reggie Hudlin is proving himself as one of the best new writers in the business. The storyline is engaging and the dialogue is excellent. I find myself anxious for next month.

-         The woman who is handling Crusher is pushing him to use his powers more creatively, and the effects are quite cool.

-         I’m loving the mystery around Ethan; it really is engaging to read.  

Dislikes:  

-         Billy Tan’s art is still sub-par. It’s so disappointing to have a book that is so well written have mediocre art.

Favorite Quote: Mob boss after hearing how Crusher killed one of his men: “That is not a dignified exit.” (Trust me, it’s funnier when you’re reading it.)
Rating: 4 webs out of 5. The only thing keeping it from 5 is the art.

Reviewed by: Morbius


Marvel Knights Spider-Man # 13
Title: Wild Blue Yonder part 1
Writer: Reginald Hudlin
Penciler: Billy Tan
Inker: John Sibal

Plot: We start with yet another jailbreak. Why all prison guards in New York haven’t been fired yet is a mystery. Absorbing Man finally realizes he can absorb the material of his cell door, so he does and thusly breaks through it. We then find out that Peter Parker, Mary Jane, and Aunt May are all living in an apartment in Stark Tower , because secret identities just aren’t important anymore. Pete comes home to find Jarvis of all people apparently hitting on Aunt May, and Wolverine apparently hitting on MJ. Wolverine is surprisingly convincing in insisting that he wasn’t hitting on her. Well, he convinced me, not Pete. Peter then catches a train for work, which is quickly interrupted by him beating down Absorbing Man. As it is not Peter’s day, he is laid off from summer school teaching when he gets to work.
           
Cut over to Absorbing Man getting his drug fix in some old warehouse, where a mysterious woman says her employer wants to give him all the drugs he needs in exchange for services rendered. Cut back over to Peter at the Daily Bugle, the one place he thinks he can get a job fast. And he does! He meets a brand new star reporter (who is unspeakably huge) named Ethan Edwards. Jonah hires Peter for a full time, with benefits job on the spot so he can do a Spider-Man praise piece with Ethan. When Peter shakes hands with Ethan as they leave, Spider-Sense goes nuts, and Pete thinks he recognizes him from somewhere.
           
Cut to the Owl’s office. Seems Owl is the mysterious woman’s employer. The service he wants is for Absorbing Man to kill everyone on his list in 72 hrs. The only names on the list I could discern were Spider-Man and Punisher. Absorby takes the job. Back with the New Avengers, Cap decides it’s time for a scrimmage between heroes. Spidey gets pitted against Wolverine, who ends up plunging his claws into Spider-Man’s stomach.

 Likes:

-         Despite my sarcasm, the writing was very solid. A really entertaining issue.

-         Use of a villain like Absorbing Man as a main villain. Gotta love second stringers.

-         Interesting introduction of Ethan Edwards. I’m left wondering what happens with him.

 Dislikes:
-
        
Continuity among Spider titles has gone to hell. I just don’t like plunging into the whole New Avengers thing before they’re really even formed yet in the New Avengers title.

-         Another jailbreak?! For god sake…

-         The art was, in a word, crap. Everyone looked rather fat and effeminate. I realize Billy Tan is a well respected artist, but he’s gonna need to step it up BIG time.

 Favorite Quote: MJ to Peter in reference to Wolverine: “You don’t think I’d actually be attracted to a hairy midget, do you?”

Rating: 3 webs out of 5. It really was a good read, I just wish some good art had come with it.

Reviewed by: Morbius

Past Reviews
Marvel Knights Spider-Man # 6-12
Marvel Knights Spider-Man # 1-5