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Amazing Spider-Man #540
Title: “Back in Black” Part 2 of 5
Writer: J. Michael Straczynski
Penciler: Ron Garney
Inker: Bill Reinhold
Colorist: Matt Milla  

Plot:   Aunt May is in a coma, Peter is angry, and now it’s time for some Spidey payback!  After smacking a few dirt bags around, dangling one out a window, and borrowing an NYPD computer without permission, our morally liberated hero identifies May’s shooter as Jake Martino.  He visits Martino’s apartment only to find out from the land lord that the assassin plans to skip town on the next train out.
    Spidey shows up at the station in full regalia to provoke a spider-sense-triggering reaction from the shooter.  It works, and the guy whips out a submachine gun and starts spraying bullets at the wallcrawler.  Of course, Spidey moves too quickly and he chases the assassin onto the platform where he bashes the would-be killer’s face into a column.  Peter tells the guy that he will kill him and he’d better say who hired him if he wants it to be quick.  But before the terrified sniper can rat his employer out, someone else from across the platform guns him down. 
    Spider-Man tracks the new killer with a spider-tracer, and drops in on him later while he’s on the phone with his boss.  Spider-man recognizes the voice on the other end as the Kingpin’s, and he informs the crime lord of his vengeful intentions with a classically awesome line.

Likes:  

-         I like seeing Spider-Man work close to the streets again.  For all its hype, the “Back in Black” arc so far has a nice, down-to-earth feel to it.  It’s a simple revenge story, but there’s something about watching Spidey use his detective skills and shake up a few lowlifes who need shaking up while wearing that kickass black costume which satisfies my animal craving for fun and awesomeness.  

-         Peter’s exploitation of his sixth sense in this issue was very clever.  I enjoy seeing an old power used in a new and interesting way.  The spider-sense’s equally creative visual depiction earns Garney and Straczynski even more kudos.  

Dislikes:  

-         A very good point which Morbius brought up on the message board is that since this story takes place before recent events in Daredevil where the Kingpin is freed from prison and leaves the country, it’s safe to say that the Kingpin probably won’t end up dying.  That kills much of the suspense which hinges on the question of whether Spider-Man will kill him or not.  Hopefully, we’ll see the story catch up chronologically with Daredevil in the next couple of issues, and I believe JMS is capable of doing that smoothly by glossing over the details.  Even that does happen, I’m still certain Spidey won’t kill the Kingpin.  I’m not sure enough to make the kind of bets we’re seeing on the message board (I’m looking at you, Morbius and F. N. Spider-Man), but I really don’t see it happening.  I don’t want it to, either, both because it would mean loosing one of my favorite villains and because of what it would mean for Spidey’s character.  I doubt Marvel will let their greatest icon stoop to premeditated murder for something as petty as revenge.  

-         Aunt May’s shooter needed to be taken out of the story because he distracted from the real conflict with the Kingpin, but Spider-Man couldn’t very well be directly responsible for his death, so Martino conveniently gets shot by another guy before our hero can do the deed himself.  I wouldn’t have minded the cop-out if it weren’t for the déjà vu it caused.  The same writer did pretty much the same thing with Morlun in his first arc, and the burglar falling out the window in the first movie was really just a variation on the same boring theme.  

Favorite Quote: Kingpin: “Well, hello, Mr. Parker.  And what may I do for you?”

Peter: ”Just one thing, Mr. Fisk.  You can die.”  

Rating: 4 out of 5.  Another engaging, fun read.  The Amazing Spider-Man has returned to form.

Reviewed by: CrazyChris


The Amazing Spider-Man #539
Title: “Back in Black” Part 1 of 5
Writer: J. Michael Straczynski
Penciler: Ron Garney
Inker: Bill Reinhold
Colorist: Mat Milla  

Plot:  Aunt May just got shot and Peter Parker is pissed.  So pissed he throws a Jeep at the sniper!  A Jeep!  The would-be killer runs away to get his butt kicked another day.  Pete swings his Aunt over to the hospital and drops her off in a bed.  With no secret identity, staying by May’s side would just bring her more trouble, so Peter has to leave her behind. Over at the penitentiary, and oblivious guard gives the Kingpin a cryptic message indicating one of Spidey’s loved ones has been taken out.  The big bald evil guy grins and recites a relevant quote from Euripides.  Apparently king-pinning requires an education. Peter scours the sniper’s perch for clues and finds a snapped-off piece of scope.  His next stop is a warehouse full of gun runners whom he pounds for information.  The level of violence our hero unleashes clearly shows he’s snapped.
           
At the hospital, a doctor informs Mary Jane that May has fallen into a coma and, barring a miracle, will die.    Peter retrieves and dons his black costume.  It’s his way of telling the world that he’s had it.  No more mister nice guy.  He vows to find and kill the person responsible for shooting Aunt May.  

Likes:  

-         We all know that this whole black costume thing is a blatant attempt to cash in on the upcoming movie, but JMS makes it real.  Peter Parker has lost his mind.  Who wouldn’t?  In the last few years’ worth of stories he’s: met his dead girlfriend’s love children from his arch enemy, died, resurrected, revealed his identity, gone fugitive, and watched a hole get brutally blasted through his elderly aunt.  Oh, and he got his eye eaten too.  It is jarring to see Spidey go this dark, but the important thing to remember is at this point he’s running on pure instinct and anger.  

-         The Kingpin is only in this issue for two pages, but they are two of the best pages of villainous dialogue I’ve read lately.  Wilson Fisk is just one of those personalities who’ll be Kingpin no matter where he goes, even prison, and that’s what makes him an A-list villain.  Even his guard addresses him formally as “Mr. Fisk”.  He’s right to be terrified, because the Kingpin doesn’t merely kill his victims; he systematically destroys their lives.

 -         I really like the cover art.  In fact, I can’t think of a single Spider-Man cover I’ve ever liked more.  The interiors are fantastic as well.  Garney breaks free from the fetters of simple panel grids so that each page as a whole works as a unified piece of art.  

-         Spidey threw a Jeep at a guy.  That’s the coolest thing since catching a bullet.  

Dislikes:  

-         I can’t help feeling we’ve tread much of this territory before.  Peter obviously isn’t really going to kill the Kingpin.  That would never happen.  I say he’ll freeze right before delivering the final blow and realize he’s gone to far, just like he has a dozen times before with a dozen other villains.  Paul Jenkins perfected that formula in his “A Death in the Family” storyline, so I really hope Straczynski surprises me.  

-         Most of the complaints I’ve heard about this issue revolve around a few apparent continuity errors.  One involves where Peter stored his black costume.  The other is Peter getting his Aunt’s maiden name wrong.  The editor has said that mistake will be fixed in future printings.  

Favorite Quote: Kingpin: “Euripides.  Greek Playwright.  480-406 BC.  Wrote Alcestis, Medea, Electra … he loved tragedies, which, I suppose, gives us something in common.  He wrote what is probably my favorite line of all time.  ‘Whom the gods would destroy … they first drive mad.’  Prolongs the pleasure, you see.  Intensifies it a thousand-fold.”  

Rating: 4 out of 5.  A Jeep!


Amazing Spider-Man #538
Title: The War at Home Part 7 of 7
Writer: J. Michael Straczynski
Penciler: Ron Garney
Inker: Bill Reinhold
Colorist: Matt Milla  

Plot:  After a brief phone call to his wife, Spider-Man throws himself into the massive super-hero clash that’s turned Manhattan into a war zone.  As the resistance spars with the pro-registration heroes, Spidey muses about how ideological disagreements so often result in senseless violence and so rarely in peace and understanding.
                        Meanwhile, the Kingpin, using Bluetooth from prison, orders his sniper to hold off on killing Peter’s family until the hero returns from battle.  Another jailbird points to the TV and tells the Kingpin to check it out, but Mr. Footnote says we’ll need to buy Civil War #7 to find out what he’s talking about.
           
Anyway, the sniper sleeps on the job to keep his mark’s spider-sense from going off when he arrives at the motel.  When the webhead opens the front door, he trips an alarm which buzzes the shooter’s earpiece and wakes him up with enough time to make a quick shot before our hero can react.  However, Peter is fast and manages to dive under the bullet with Mary Jane.  We all breathe a sigh of relief. Then Peter looks up and sees Aunt May bleeding from the side of her chest.

Likes:  

-         IT’S OVER!  I can’t express in words how ecstatic I am that after 10 issues of Civil War tie-ins over the course of a year we have finally come out the other end!  Looking back at mine and Morbius’ reviews from the beginning of the event, it’s clear that it started out strong, but after months of soul-killing delays I don’t care how it ended just as long as I don’t have to look at that hideous, gargantuan Civil War banner any more.  Now we can get back to regularly scheduled Spidey stories that aren’t part of some over-hyped event.  Well, we can do that after the “Back in Black” event, at least.  Oh, and then there’s “One More Day”.  Okay, maybe there really isn’t an end in sight.  

-         Once again, the art takes center stage.  Garney and company are making fantastic use of their extra lead time, so the characters really jump off the page.  It’s ironic that in the beginning of this arc I loved the writing and merely tolerated the art, but now it is just the opposite.  

-         The idea of the sniper sleeping and waking up to take aim whenever someone opens the motel door is genius.  It helped maintain the suspense level through what would otherwise be an unbearably slow issue.  

Dislikes:  

-         Go to your local comic shop, pick up this issue, read the last two pages and put it right back on the shelf.  Use the $3 you saved to buy ice cream.  Those of us who’ve already blown that precious currency find ourselves stuck with a comic in which absolutely nothing happens until the very end.  The bulk of the magazine could have been used to explore Peter’s thoughts on Civil War’s controversial ending, but Marvel opted not to reveal the battle’s outcome in this book.  Instead, characters speak vaguely about it without mentioning what actually happened.  Civil War #7 came out on the same day as this issue, so they aren’t protecting us from spoilers; they’re blatantly trying to sell more books, and the storytelling’s quality and efficiency suffers because of that.

 -         So Aunt got shot.  Now what?  Either she dies or she doesn’t, and even if she does the impact on readers will be severely diminished by the fact that she’s already died and come back once before.  So even if JMS writes the emotional send-off we all know he’s capable of, this whole thing will have been a diversion at best.  It isn’t all bad though.  Like any good tragedy in Peter’s life, he can blame himself for it both because he put May at risk when he revealed his identity and because the bullet was intended for him.  If he hadn’t have focused on saving himself and MJ, it would have hit his much-more-durable body instead.  As long as we don’t have to suffer through too much Parker self-pity, some good story potential has been created.  Unfortunately, potential for the future doesn’t make this current issue any better.  

-         It looks like this series is falling into the disturbing pattern of hitting us with shocking twist after shocking twist to keep the story and reader interest afloat instead of using compelling plots and good character development.  This particular twist isn’t even that shocking to begin with.  I don’t know about everyone else, but I’ve hit my saturation point for “life-changing” events for Spider-Man.  How can we let the unmasking sink in properly when we’re already being rushed on to the next thing?  

Favorite Quote: “Part 7 of 7”  

Rating: 2 out of 5.  Seeing as how you already know this issue’s only important plot point from reading this review, I can’t think of a good reason not to skip it.  

Reviewer: CrazyChris


Amazing Spider-Man #537
Title:
The War at Home Part 6 of 7
Writer:
J. Michael Straczynski
Penciler:
Ron Garney
Inker:
Bill Reinhold 

Plot:  A prostitute recognizes Peter at his motel hideaway and sells him out to the Kingpin’s people.  Though in prison, Wilson Fisk’s salami-like fingers still pull a few strings, and he directs an associate through sly innuendo to give Peter Parker what’s coming to him.
            Meanwhile, Captain America, concerned over the attention likely drawn by the previous night’s televised address by Spidey, arranges a meeting with the webhead on some rooftop.  The Falcon warns Cap that Spider-Man might still be manipulated by Stark and not even know it, but the captain risks contact nonetheless.  He congratulates our hero on his bravery and gives him a nice, long lecture on the true meaning of patriotism before taking him back to headquarters to prepare for the final battle.
            The Kingpin’s associate drops a sniper off near the motel instructing him to kill Peter Parker or, if he isn’t home, anyone else who’s there.  The sniper acknowledges his assignment, shoots the henchman so there’ll be no direct connection between him and the job, and sets up shop in an adjacent building.  Peter isn’t home, so the gunman sets his sights on Mary Jane and Aunt May instead.  The crosshairs meet right on MJ’s stomach.

Likes: 

-         What a cliffhanger!  That final page is symbolic of the general feeling among fans who fear the open contempt for Mary Jane and Peter’s marriage held by Marvel’s editors has numbered the redhead’s days.  My hunch is that this is just a tease, but I’m on the edge of my seat. 

-         For once, Ron Garney carries the issue and not JMS.  His bold penciling and creative panel lay-outs save the magazine from being dull.  Some of the drawings are downright iconic here, especially a full-page picture of Captain America that stands out as one of the most stirring images I’ve seen of that character for some time.  The inker and colorist deserve their share of the credit too, of course. 

-         The Kingpin’s moment was excellent.  It’s a shame JMS uses classic villains so rarely since he writes them so perfectly. 

Dislikes:

-         The cover lies!  No, Spider-Man does not charge into battle with Captain America and the Punisher in this issue.  Instead, we have yet another 22 pages of people standing around talking about their political philosophies.  Now, I must admit that Captain America’s speech in this installment is the most powerful and inspiring yet from any Civil War tie-in, but does anyone actually care at this point?  Or would we rather something … oh, I don’t know … happen in a comic book we’ve waited six weeks for? 

Favorite Quote: Captain America: “When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world ‘No, you move.’” 

Rating: 3 webs out of 5.  Well written and drawn filler. 

Reviewed By: CrazyChris


Amazing Spider-Man #536
Title:
The War at Home Part 5 of 6
Writer:
J. Michael Straczynski
Penciler:
Ron GarneyI
Inker:
Bill Reinhold 

Plot:     The impact of a defenestrated Spider-Man quickly reduces an innocent hotdog stand to a crater of crumpled steel and shattered pavement.  Iron Man arrives to condemn his former teammate’s betrayal, only to be plowed into a brick wall by a well-deserved slug to the face.  Spider-Man pounces on his ex-mentor, but Iron Man utters a passcode which seems to lock up Spidey’s new costume.  Big surprise.  The joke’s on Iron Man, though, because the possum-playing Spider-Man had found and disabled the override already.  Spidey webs up Iron Man’s face when he least expects it, clobbers him once more for good measure, and flees to the sewers.
  Sometime later (we’re told in an editor’s footnote to “pick up Civil War #5 and #6 to fill in the gap!”), Peter visits Aunt May and Mary Jane at their highschool hideaway.  Peter tells them he’s joined Captain America’s resistence (as seen in Civil War #6, coming soon to a retailer near you!) and they tell him that they’ll go underground with him despite his wishes.  Peter decides to go outside and have conversation about life with the memory of his 16-year-old self, and then the family checks into a seedy motel for the week.
   Our hero slips on his old red and blue tights and swings over to a local news station to make a statement to the world.  He declares that though everyone wants to feel safe, to sacrifice liberty and justice for security would be to destroy what makes America great. Watching remotely, Iron Man tells his agents to bring
 the webhead in. 

Likes: 

 -          The beginning was good.  I know I’m not alone in thinking Iron Man has needed a good beating for the better part of a year, and, although it was over too quickly, seeing Spider-Man deliver it felt very good.  I must admit that Peter pretending to be disabled and smacking Stark down when he let his guard down was something I predicted would happen, but it was a classic moment nonetheless.  I just hope Tony could feel the blows through that metal armor of his. 

  -         The end was good.  It should be obvious by now what Spider-Man’s speech is really about in regard to real world events, and it is a message delivered with eloquence and passion.  It’s a pivotal moment in the context of the story too, because Spider-Man has rarely if ever in his career been forced to make a firm ideological stance like this.  But part of the responsibility the icon of Spider-Man represents is not sitting idly by while the values composing one’s very identity are quietly eroded.   

Dislikes: 

 

  -         The beginning was good, the end was good, but that leaves a dozen or so slow pages in the middle that seem rather pointless.  Now is the time for rising action; the pace should be racing to a climax instead of creeping to a halt.  I’m completely numb to touching moments now, so instead of being poignant it falls flat and takes up space that could have been used to draw out the fight with Iron Man or to actually show Spider-Man teaming up with Captain America.  Or perhaps time could have been taken to flesh out some of the events that were mishandled in Civil War #5, like Spidey’s fight with the Thunderbolts. 

­                     It’s one thing to need to read another series to get background on what    is going on between issues, but requiring one to read two additional comics to know what happened between pages 6 and 7 in this one, individual issue is just poor organization.  The crossover used to be seamless.  Now I need to use scissors to put my comics in chronological order.  I’m reading both series anyway, so when all is said and done it isn’t that big a deal, but it makes the flow of the story jarring and Civil War #6 isn’t even out yet. 

Favorite Quote: Spider-Man: “If the cost of silence is the soul of the country ... if the cost of tacit support is that we lose the very things that make this nation the greatest in human history – then the price is too high.” 

Rating: 3 webs out of 5.  This was a really hard one for me to rate.  It disappointed me overall because it seems like JMS is treading water so as not to give away any Civil War plot points.  Maybe it is unfair for me to expect this to be a complete story in of itself rather than a companion to the real action in Civil War, but it started out that way and now the story feels minced between two books.  However, there were one or two moments that shined brightly enough to carry the rest of this otherwise wasted issue’s weight.  All that averaged out makes for an issue that’s worth buying but could possibly take this arc out of the running for all-time classic status.

Reviewed By: CrazyChris


Amazing Spider-Man #535
Title: The War at Home Part 4 of 6
Writer: J. Michael Straczynski
Penciler: Ron Garney
Inker: Bill Reinhold

Plot:  Watching the news report from his Stark Tower Suite, an insomniac Peter Parker learns Stark Enterprises and Fantastic Four Incorporated have secured a $200 billion no-bid contract from the government to build a holding facility for unregistered superhumans.  Tony is confronted by Peter and reluctantly agrees to show our hero the detention center. Reed Richards opens a portal to the Negative Zone where, to Peter's dismay, the prison is located.  Peter's shock grows when he sees the facility itself: a chilling technological fortress surrounded by futuristic guards and robots.  It really does look scary. Tony takes Peter for a tour.  The place seems relatively humane and the prisoners are well kept, but they are confused and begging for help.  We even see some whose entire bodies are restrained.  Peter starts to say it is acceptable for an interim solution, but Stark interjects by asserting it is permanent.  Unless these people register, they are there for life.  They don't
get trials or lawyers and the courts are powerless to interfere.  The two heroes exchange bitter stares before returning to the third dimension. Peter asks Reed why he supports this, and he explains his uncle lost everything by telling the House Un-American Affairs Committee in the era of
McCarthyism to "go to hell".  Peter commends the uncle's bravery, but Reed tells him he's missing the point.  His uncle was wrong and we must obey the law no matter what because without it we are savages. Iron Man asks Peter to fly to California for something called the 50- State Initiative and, with a sinister glint in his metal eyes, promises Aunt May and Mary Jane will safe with him.  Stark soars off, and Spider-Man takes the opportunity to attempt sneaking his family out of Stark Tower.  He tells them that he realizes he's been on the wrong side and that it isn't safe for them there, but before they can ask too many questions Iron Man crashes through the wall and tackles the webslinger.

Likes:

- It's ON, baby!  After months of tension, Spider-Man has finally seen the injustice of the Superhuman Registration Act and now it's time to show Iron Man who the real boss is.  It isn't hard to consider Iron Man a full- fledged villain at this point, and some of his fans may be upset to see their hero cast in this role, but it is written very believably.  I still think he is trying his best to do what is right, and I can't imagine he'd ever really threaten Mary Jane and Aunt May as was implied.  But enough is enough.  He's gone too far and I hope with every ounce of my being that he gets the beating he has coming to him.  Considering Iron Man used to be one of my favorite characters, that's saying a lot.

- The political commentary is being laid on thicker than ever, and I dig every bit of it.  This installment touches on war profiteering, McCarthyism and especially the detainment of enemy combatants.  It is rare for a comic book to make a meaningful statement on just one such issue, but here we get
them all seamlessly woven into one powerful story.


- Ron Garney still isn't my personal favorite artist to work on Spider- Man, but I like his pencils more with each issue.  Most improved are the facial expressions, which really make the issue this time around.  Especially impressive is the way he manages to make Iron Man's expressionless metallic
face look alternately angry and sinister.

Dislikes:

- As well written as it is, Reed Richards' speech doesn't seem very true to his character.  His argument is reminiscent of Thomas Hobbes' theory that life in a state of nature is nasty, brutish and short, so we give unlimited authority to the law.  I'd expect a man who's spent so much of his time
fighting Doctor Doom, the embodiment of authoritarian government, would have a different attitude regarding unjust laws and attacks on human liberty.

- I have no problem with another character development issue when it is done this well, but I really hope the next episode can deliver some serious action.

Favorite Quote:  Iron Man: "But I agree with you on one thing, Peter.  It would be a terrible thing.  To be here.  For the rest of one's life.  Wouldn't it?"
Peter: Yeah . A real terrible thing.

Rating: 4.5 webs out of 5.  The wait for this issue was very long, and so will be the wait for the next one.  It is well this story is so good, because otherwise I'd feel like my patience was being tested.  However, I'd gladly suffer delays twice as long for quality this high.

Reviewed by: CrazyChris


Amazing Spider-Man #534

Title: The War at Home Part 3 of 6
Writer: J. Michael Straczynski
Penciler: Ron Garney
Inker: Bill Reinhold
 
Plot:  At Stark Tower, Iron Man reminisces over the previous day’s “police action” (the battle from the end of Civil War #3).  As expected, he reminds his merry team of cape-killers how necessary, albeit painful, it was to crush the rebellion, but Peter Parker doesn’t seem consoled.  When Iron Man confronts him and starts his typical “we have no choice” speech, Peter cuts him off and says he knows but he doesn’t have to like it.
            Iron Man, Spider-Man, and the other legit superheroes escort a convoy transporting apprehended unregistered combatants to the government’s top secret holding facility while protestors jeer from the side of the road.  Peter considers the irony of finally being on the right side of the law only to have it feel so wrong. 
Spider-Man asks Iron Man why he is sticking to the top of a truck instead of swinging ahead, and Iron Man replies that he wants Spidey close by because he can sense danger before it happens.  Spider-Man goes silent, because he doesn’t remember telling Iron Man about his spider-sense.  He wonders if his fancy new suit is giving Tony more data than he had realized. 
  As anticipated, the convoy is attacked by the anti-registration supers.  Spidey uses his webs to deal with incoming missiles and is flung into a nearby alley in the process.  While the others fight anti-establishment superheroes like Daredevil, Cloak, and the Thing (whose reason for being there, we are told in an editor’s note, will be explained in Fantastic Four #539), Spider-Man is confronted by none other than Captain America himself.  Cap offers Spidey one last chance to change sides, but our hero says “no deal” and they fight.  Captain America is the obviously superior combatant and he has the upper hand until Spidey whips out his mechanical legs to gash Cap’s cheek.  First blood.  Cap looks at Spider-Man like he wants to rip his head off, but before they can go at it again an explosion down the street drives Cap off to help his friends.
That night, Spider-Man crouches on top of a building somewhere in the city.  We are privy to his inner soliloquy.  He feels like the situation is unraveling out of control, and he hopes to God he is on the right side.
 
Likes:
 
-          This is another high quality installment in what is proving to be one of the best Amazing Spider-Man arcs in recent memory.  Perhaps what makes this tale so powerful is that the conflict comes entirely from the characters and not from the schemes of some megalomaniacal super villain.  The only real villain is the circumstance.  Fortunately for us, Straczynski displays mastery over every character he uses, and even the deeply flawed players like Iron Man, whose methods get more nefarious every issue, are doing what they do because of what they believe in and how their minds work.  The Civil War event is a collaborative effort brought to us by the whole of Marvel, but nobody brings it home like JMS.
 
-          If the seeds of doubt were planted in Peter’s mind last month, then it is in this issue they begin to sprout.  Besides the whole unmasking thing, the biggest complaint people seem to have with this arc is that they perceive Peter is mindlessly and spinelessly following Tony Stark’s orders.  Hopefully, this issue will underline for those people the internal struggle that is actually going on within our hero.  Intellectually, Peter seems mostly sold on the case for registration, but the thing tugging him in the other direction is not his mind but his feelings.  The dichotomy between reason and instinct is a theme that JMS has touched on throughout his run, and I’m finally starting to get it now that the territory is being explored in a context other than hokey spider mythology. 
 
-          Ron Garney’s art is really starting to grow on me.  At first I was a little lukewarm about it, but now that we finally have an action packed issue his strengths are beginning to shine through.
 
Dislikes:
 
-          So far this Civil War tie-in has done a pretty good job of staying self contained.  For the most part that is still true in this issue, but the fact that this issue deals with the aftermath of a battle that isn’t even finished yet in the main miniseries makes the whole thing feel a bit out of order.  I blame Marvel’s event planning more than I blame Straczynski.
 
-          Peter wasn’t kidding when he said “I’m not feeling very court-jesterish today.”    While there were a few fleeting and clumsy attempts at comedy, like Spidey calling Iron Man “ferrous fellow” and a protestor inexplicably shouting out the campaign slogan of William Henry Harrison, this issue felt pretty humorless.  I like a good, serious, politically charged drama as much as the next guy, but this is Spider-Man after all, and there should at least be a little bit of wit to lighten things up.  The only major attempt at a joke is in an editor’s note reminding us to read the next Fantastic Four issue.  It’s good advice, because FF #539 tells the same story from a different point of view and sheds a whole new light on the events of this issue, but editor’s notes are distracting to begin with and when they try to be funny it is even worse.
 
 
Favorite Quote: Wasp: “Affirmative, Golden Boy.”
Iron Man: “Great.  See what you’ve started, Spider-Man?”
 
Rating: 4 webs out of 5.  This is a great issue, and my complaints are very minor compared to how enamored I am with Straczynski’s writing.  Reading it along side Fantastic Four #539 makes it even better.
 
Reviewed by: CrazyChris.
Amazing Spider-Man #533
Title: The Night the War Came Home Part Two of Six
Writer: J. Michael Straczynski
Penciler: Ron Garney
Inker: Bill Reinhold
 
Plot:  Spider-Man, sans mask, announces to a dumbfounded hoard of reporters that his name is Peter Parker, and he’s been Spider-Man since he was fifteen years old.
            J. Jonah Jameson explains to Robbie Robertson that Peter was like son to him and seemed to be the last honest guy in town, but it was all a lie.  He reveals that while Spider-Man always ticked him off, it was Peter Parker who finally succeeded in hurting him.
            Tony Stark tries to comfort Peter by saying he has been there, but Peter throws it back in his face and warns Tony that nothing better happen to his family because of this.   Our hero storms out and boards a limousine.
            From the limo, Peter engages in a mildly amusing three-way call between himself, Aunt May and Mary Jane, and Reed and Sue Richards that endures several pages.  When Peter arrives in New York, he’s served a letter informing him that the Daily Bugle will be suing for damages of no less than five million dollars.
            Everyone’s eyes are fixed on coverage of Spidey’s public revelation: Flash Thompson is in denial; Eddie Brock, alive and not-so-well in a hospital bed, stares blankly; Doctor Octopus watches from some derelict hideout; and the Vulture schemes from his prison cell, anticipating that the webhead will have problems in the near future.
            In Washington, Tony Stark gives a speech warning that the deadline for registration has passed and everyone in violation, including Captain America, will be hunted down and locked up by any means necessary.  Tony tells the press corps he has assembled a hero-hunting strike team consisting of Reed Richards, Hank Pym and … Spider-Man!
            Watching from home, Peter is shocked at Tony’s drafting of him behind his back.  He and MJ try to sneak out the back door, but they are mobbed by paparazzi.  An attempt is made on Peter’s life by a man claiming to be Captain America’s number one fan, but a little webbing makes the crazy’s gun blow up in hand.
            Later, Spider-Man chews Iron Man out for volunteering him without permission.  Iron Man apologizes but says there wasn’t time to consult with him first, and introduces Spidey to his new team.
 
Likes:
 
-          The unmasking!  I know my opinion is controversial, but I see Marvel’s bold move to be a positive one with real potential.  It’s time to try something different with the character, and all you change-fearing nay-sayers out there should at least appreciate how deftly this was executed.  The wheels of inevitability were set in motion months ago, and when all the pieces fell into place Peter had no other choice to make.  Would you have him betray his mentor and closest ally?  Should he have abandoned his family?  I think not.  Two months after this issue was published, we now know that the registration act is a rotten piece of Orwellian garbage, but from Peter’s perspective at the time this was the best option.
 
-          The overall tone of the story is a lot lighter than it was last month.  There are plenty of charmingly goofy moments to compliment the more serious parts.  Spider-Man comics should strike a balance between fun and gravity.
 
-          A lot of character development is crammed into this issue.  Peter Parker himself is much more assertive than he has been since he became Stark’s protégé.  I can understand why he’d act a little star-struck and out of place in this brave new political world he’s stumbled into, but he’s a strong-willed man and I’m glad he’s finally acting as such.  J. Jonah Jameson’s vulnerability was surprising and refreshing.  A lesser writer would have had him stomping through the Bugle offices red in the face, but as always Straczynski creates a character where there was once just a caricature.  Tony Stark is still written perfectly.  We’ve known he’s manipulative scum for a while now, but he sinks to an even lower low every issue.
 
-          Eddie Brock is alive!  Don’t get me wrong, I think he is the most overrated of all Spidey’s enemies, but that doesn’t mean I’m not glad he survived the suicide attempt.  Get well soon, Eddie.  I’m sure you’ll be up and eating brains again in no time!
 
Dislikes:
 
-          The physical act of peeling off the mask wasn’t depicted in this issue, and you’ll have to buy Civil War #2 to see that.  It doesn’t interfere with the story, but such an iconic and historic image belongs in Spidey’s own book. 
 
-          Besides the brief encounter with Captain America’s number one fan, there wasn’t any real action in this issue.  Intelligent political allegories and spot on characterization are great, but we’re two issues into this story and so far not one person has been punched.
 
-          They can’t seem to make their minds up on what this story arc’s title is.
 
Favorite Quote: Spidey’s Narration: “Once the news hit the television networks thirty million people went online and did simultaneous Google searches on Peter Parker, and crashed the entire internet.  Including the porn sites.”
Young Man: “What the hell...?!”
 
Rating: 3 ½ webs out of 5.  An above-average score for more great story and character development by JMS and company, but it’s time to bring on the action!

Reviewed by: CrazyChris

Amazing Spider-Man #532
Title: The War at Home Part One of Six
Writer: J. Michael Straczynski
Penciler: Ron Garney
Inker: Bill Reinhold
 
Plot: The new arc begins with Peter Parker in his Stark Tower suite explaining to Aunt May and Mary Jane that he needs their help in making a big decision.  Depending on what they do, he says, there might not be a Spider-Man any more.
            We flash back to earlier that day, when Peter is jetting to Stamford, Connecticut with Tony Stark.  Tony explains that the details are still fuzzy, but a fight between two groups of super humans has caused an explosion that destroyed a city block, including a school full of children.  They assist the rescue effort as Spider-Man and Iron Man, and parallels are drawn with 9/11.
            They head over to the White House, where the president tells Tony two things.  First, the Super Human Registration Act, which requires all super heroes to register with the government or be thrown in prison and have their property seized, will be pushed through congress and signed very quickly thanks to what went down in Stamford.  Second, the president flat out asks Tony if he is Iron Man.  Tony tells the truth.
            Tony tells Peter he will stand behind the Registration Act as its figurehead, and to do that he needs everything to be on the up-and-up.  That means he can’t be associated with Spider-Man unless the webhead publicly unmasks.
            In New York, Peter discusses the decision with his family.  They weigh the pros and cons of ditching the secret identity, and ultimately Mary Jane and Aunt May both agree that their loved one not constantly hiding his face from the world is worth whatever risk the choice might bring.
            Our hero meets Tony in Washington DC, and tells him he’s been like a father and he’ll back him up all the way.  Finally, at a press conference, Spider-Man tells the world he has an announcement to make.
 
Likes:
 
-          This issue has one purpose: to make the case for Spider-Man’s unmasking, and it does that as well as possibly can be done.  At this point in the story, the Super Human Registration act seems very reasonable.  Why should somebody be above the law just because he or she has special powers?  Why shouldn’t there be some accountability for people who can level cities?
 
-          Straczynski writes the character Iron Man better than anyone I know of.  Stark comes across as manipulative and condescending, and he is clearly taking advantage of Spider-Man’s loyalty, but we can see where he’s coming from.  He argues his position too well, so even though I know he is a slime ball I can’t help but nod my head at what he’s saying.
 
-          The conversation between Peter and his family was executed flawlessly.  The points they made about responsibility and how prosecutors and judges don’t wear masks even though their work puts loved ones at risk made it look like Peter would be a coward not to unmask.  This scene hit me on an emotional level as well as an intellectual one.
 
-          This is, of course, a tie-in to Marvel’s Civil War event, but one needn’t read the Civil War miniseries to understand and fully enjoy this issue. 
 
-          In many ways, I’d say Straczynski presents the story even better than Millar does.  In Civil War, the Stamford incident is merely described as the straw that broke the camels back, but in Amazing Spider-Man we are told that it was a national turning point on the scale of 9/11.  That is more meaningful to me, and it makes the drastic political changes going on the Marvel Universe more believable because I see the same things happening in the United States right now.
 
Dislikes:
 
-          If I had to think of one thing to complain about, it’d be that the artist didn’t always make the characters’ facial expressions convey the proper emotion.  Ron Garney is a pretty good penciler and this isn’t a problem throughout the whole issue, but a few key panels look a tad awkward.
 
-          I’m writing this review three months after the issue came out, so we all know what happens next, but at the time this cliffhanger was downright sadistic.
 
Favorite Quote: Aunt May: “Ben, and then you, always said ’with great power comes great responsibility’ and responsibility means you don’t run away when someone asks, ‘who did that.’”
 
Rating: 5 webs out of 5.  I’m a new reviewer, so you guys don’t know this about me yet, but perfect scores are something I take very seriously.  A 5 web comic should be a benchmark to which all other comics are measured, and I can’t think of a recent issue which fits that description any more than this one.  You should also notice that this title has gotten four consecutive perfect scores spanning two different reviewers.  I am absolutely convinced that these are historic times for Spider-Man, and if you aren’t on for the ride now you’ll regret it later.
 
Reviewed by: Crazy Chris

 

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